(Forum War)-AyeCappy vs World

[Roileon]

Your wife has presented you with a (Rare) Booty Master voodoo card !!!

My brand new wife gave me booty first time--now that's how you get a marriage going:)

Roflmao

[Grogggy]

"Powderfinger"
Neil Young

Look out, Mama,
there's a white boat
comin' up the river
With a big red beacon,
and a flag,
and a man on the rail
I think you'd better call John,
'Cause it don't
look like they're here
to deliver the mail
And it's less than a mile away
I hope they didn't come to stay
It's got numbers on the side
and a gun
And it's makin' big waves.

Daddy's gone,
my brother's out hunting
in the mountains
Big John's been drinking
since the river took Emmy-Lou
So the powers that be
left me here
to do the thinkin'
And I just turned twenty-two
I was wonderin' what to do
And the closer they got,
The more those feelings grew.

Daddy's rifle in my hand
felt reassurin'
He told me,
Red means run, son,
numbers add up to nothin'
But when the first shot
hit the docks I saw it comin'
Raised my rifle to my eye
Never stopped to wonder why.
Then I saw black,
And my face splashed in the sky.

Shelter me from the powder
and the finger
Cover me with the thought
that pulled the trigger
Think of me
as one you'd never figured
Would fade away so young
With so much left undone
Remember me to my love,
I know I'll miss her.

[Grogggy]

Beware the Zombie Bear!!!!

[Grogggy]

Most Profitable Fleet Yesterday: till by AyeCappy 176,000 total profit

God that's got to burn you know who...all those masts lined up at Hannes and Pania, gathering seagull poop!

[Ticktock]

Hmmm you would need about a month of those to gain back the amount in ships taken from you...

[Grogggy]

Lean and mean fighting machine again.

Gosh it feels great to shed some extra tonnage...you should try it Tick!

[Ticktock]

No thanks mate, i rather enjoy me firepower... sorry, i am american after all. . Right down to the fat roll hanging out of my tanktop, bucket of chicken in 1 hand and beer in the other.

[Grogggy]

No, I meant your fat American gut...

Here's a picture of what I'm going to do to those ships of yours!!!

[Ticktock]

Sounds good mate i look forward to it,

[Grogggy]

"Another One Bites The Dust"
Queen

Steve walks warily down the street,
with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along,
without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
and kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

[Chorus]

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
repeating the sound of the beat