(Forum War)-AyeCappy vs World

[Mohammed]

( and to those with the simple minds i do not day dream about the things people usually do in bed so lets keep it that way andi well explain why i made this statement on another day )

okay so here is a simple example of why i said that
okay so here in libya when you find 2 people chasing each other and you offer help saying i can hold him for you
they burst into laughter and normally replies sure you can hold it for me


thats pretty much it

[neoshagrath]

I don't get it. What is "it"?

[Mohammed]

it is inappropriate so i did not properly post it
so how i should put it
it is the thing men have

[Captain Eagle]

it is inappropriate so i did not properly post it
so how i should put it
it is the thing men have

do you mean "cojones"

[Mohammed]

it is inappropriate so i did not properly post it
so how i should put it
it is the thing men have

do you mean "cojones"

well i dont know what cojones mean but what i meant is a mans penis or deck i dont know what it is called so lay off

(sorry MO, very USA centric joke, don't worry too much about it--substitute quadaffi:)

now that you mentioned him i well tell you some of the things he said that still make me laugh

"a divorced woman was married"
"if there was no electricity we would have watched TV in the dark"

so you can see how ridiculous these 2 sentences are they are many more things he said i only remember these 2

[Grogggy]

Most Profitable Fleet Yesterday: Till by AyeCappy 186,000 total profit

congrats trix on raid wall:)

[Hollywood]

Most Profitable Fleet Yesterday: Till by AyeCappy 186,000 total profit

congrats trix on raid wall:)

Congrats on....WHAT?? uuuum a LVL 10 LF going to Davey Jones' Locker for 2 of you guys, for.... for attacking me...what 10 times??... not much of a trade off, but whatever.... your call. 8)

[Grogggy]

Hollywood you drunk pirating again--u hit some one else in the guild by mistake:)

Luckily I made your excuses for you! Still not even sure who cast on you, why don't you find them and mess them up?

And just to really make it embarassing, trix got on the raid wall for raiding someone else, bro...

Anyway, nice to have you on cappy's spew box! I don't recommend a regular visitation with this tone; Ticktock manages, but he's a regular and we grant him some leeway--so he can get through the door!

Bahahahahaha!

[Grogggy]

BOOT HILL
Stevie Ray Vaughn

Look up on the wall baby....
Hand me down my shootin' iron
Look up on the wall baby....
Hand me down my shootin' iron
Call your mother long distance....
Tell her to expect your body home

If the city don't bury you baby....
Lord knows the county will
If the city don't bury you baby....
Lord knows the county will
You made your last mistake....
You going way out on that boot hill

Lord I don't want to whaks you darlin'....
'Cause you gave me my first thrill
Lord I don't want to whaks you baby....
'Cause you gave me my first thrill
You did me so wrong....
You're going way out on that boot hill

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I deleted it to be on the safe side but I'll get back to you on this one

- Spastic -

[Grogggy]

Yes, Spastic. By all means, the scared merchant, huddled in the ruins of his store--the ring of cannon shot echoing in his ears, the shimmer of voodoo reflecting off the broken remnants of the rich, broken chandelliers and brandy snifters--protect him, one so low, so deserving of our pity...

As too the poor remnants of the ancient religion that is HELM, why must you be cannon fodder in a rich man's war? To protect Avonmora's version of Wall-Mart, you must march like lemmings to your death?

Our demands are simple--HELM must be freed from sad, sorry salesman and his economic subservitude.

Reluctantly we turn our eyes to the over fat targets of HELM, allowed to overblossum like freshman at a midwestern college due to an unnatural lack of predation...we appreciated our period of peace. We ask that you refuse the orders of your vulture captialist overlords, pause your fleets, and sit out this war until wiser heads prevail in HELM.

we seek merely freedom of the seas, a time honored principle that allows you to trade and us to pirate.

Otherwise, without us, you'd have a swinging game called "Accountant's Glory."

And finally, to that poor huddled pencil pusher, use your last power in the ruins of your store to run that spreadsheet one more time--which way to prosperity and peace? Which way to economic ruin and The Forever War?

We pause and await your responce for 12 hours or until provocation.
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UPDATE--As usual it is DELT of HELM who violates cease fire, who originally broke the peace to start this war. How shall we take this provocation?