Mel fumbles around her robes a bit before taking out a piece of paper and handing it to Jack. Along with a large red crystal
These are plans on how to kill a dragon a friend of mine came up with. You will need a goat, or a cow, or some sort of livestock, a barrel of rum, and this crystal.
The note simply is a crude drawing showing step by step what is to be done. Though Mel begins to prattle the instructions.
Take the crystal and put it into the live stock. Either shove it where the sun don't shine, or force the beast to eat it. Either works. Then when you meet the dragon act all worshipful, praise it, and say you came to offer it tribute. A live stock and a barrel of fine rum. Once it eats the live stock, and drinks the rum, it will all mix with it's stomach acid, and BOOM. Dead dragon. Or at the very least, a dragon that will be dying a slow painful death with no stomach. Course, I've only tested this on smaller dragons. If this one is as big as Argo says, then it might just give it terrible indigestion.
So if you would prefer a different course of action, I have other plans if you want.