VUDU vs BARBADOS: WAR!!

[Sir Henry Morgan]

Here at VUDU we believe Shadowoods war declareration may have in part violated our new inclusivity initiative.

We VUDU would like to appologize to any person guild or nation Shadowood may have not included....

If you were not previously mentioned
...
Prepare to die

Aye, that be quite respectable of ye to clarify ye. Be a shame that Danik be feelin' left out.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Here at VUDU we believe Shadowoods war declareration may have in part violated our new inclusivity initiative.

We VUDU would like to appologize to any person guild or nation Shadowood may have not included....

If you were not previously mentioned
...
Prepare to die

Aye, that be quite respectable of ye to clarify ye. Be a shame that Danik be feelin' left out.

I'm fat balding 65yo survivor of two heart attacks : the prospect of an imminent virtual death is not that troublesome at all. True, I would prefer going out in a blaze of glory : more from setting the sheets alight whilst entertaining a trio of wenches than wasting gunpowder tossing cans of out-of-date spam at gloating fools but Fate is a biatch and loves her fun.

Anyhows, best of luck to all those not involved in this war, even those unable to attend due to other commitments. As for the noble warriors girding their loins and polishing their wagging-sticks : just keep the noise down : sleep deprived donkeys are no fun at all.

[William one eye]

Sorry, you should have said something sooner, not certain they are going to get much sleep

[Argo]

[Most Lee Harmless]

Yeah... kinda explains why Mexico's white sand beaches are disappearing so fast..

[Banger]

Time to dust off the cannons, those poor bankers can't fight anyway. Their cannons are all clogged with gold coins.

[PFH]

Aye if we shot those cannons you’d swim to collect said doubloons !

[The Lamb]

So if I was a smart man, which im not, one of three things is going on:

1. Its that time of the year again when vudu tries to take on the server and the thread should be renamed "deja-vudu vs. server: War!! the sequal, part 4, return of the siiigghhhhh"

or
2. Its a giant shell game to have Vudu attack peoples shipping, to take their focus off the map, so they will spend their recourses defending ships while some random (unnamed US Territory) nation goes after a many, many, many, many, many, many years long vudu goal of having one nation control every port.

or
3. Shadow, drunk on henry's rum, went on a tangent getting daniks donkeys all hopped up on blow, while noffins turtles swam around with straws in their noses looking for a good time, getting their pictures taken, ending up in newspapers causing all the d-bags in the US bookends to switch from plastic to paper straws all because they though the turtles were being harmed instead of just looking for a little toot... Mean while, the search is still on for Will's eye.

Im going to go with #3

[Dmanwuzhere]

4.

[Argo]

One day, there was a.. uh .. another ...call ..