Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

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Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby PFH » Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:17 pm

It’s a dark, yet clear beautiful night, over at the docks of Tortuga. Clockwork, sitting on the edge of the docks, slowly drinks, savoring the last of the rum in his bottle. He notices a ship in the distance, a man-o-war likely, slowly creeping towards the docks. A red, fiery glow to accompany the shadows of this beast. Drums pounding in the distance, like thunder’s wrath shaking the floors beneath ye, and with an aggression of an angry witch.

Clockwork opens his spyglass, to make the discovery, that Meliva, is hanging on the crows nest, with a nasty look of war in her eyes. As soon as he sees her, she makes direct eye contact as if looking down the other end of the spyglass herself.

Her hands, making the ‘slit throat’ gesture towards Clock, are covered in what looks like blood.

“Well,” Clockwork says to himself, chugging the last of the bottle quickly, “this is going to be one hell of a ride.”

Ladies and gents, may I present to you, the duel between Me and Meliva. The battle begins at update today.

I want to wish Meliva the best of luck in this match. We will be going for 3-5 days.

No sabotages, no outside help, 1v1, no port targeting cards. Strictly against each other. Those are our rules mates.

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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby Shadowood » Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:52 pm

You got this Mel! Clockwork doesn't know how to lace up his boots, let alone cast proper voodoo!

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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby The Lamb » Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:04 pm

Hey thats not fair, you try lacing up thigh high boots while filled with rum :) Now his choice of wardrobe is another topic :D

Good luck you two!!!! :P :P :P :P
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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:46 pm

If the thigh high boots are filled with rum... how does he get his feet in them?

As for the wardrobe...IKEA.. I heard he got his MoW from them too... flatpack.
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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby The Lamb » Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:08 pm

:D That how he put it together so quick!
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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:20 pm

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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby DezNutz » Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:12 pm

What determines the wiener.
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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby PFH » Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:20 pm

I’m guessing whomever admits defeat or admits to the most losses. Not sure lol
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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby Meliva » Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:53 pm

yeah. I would say whoever admits defeat, or takes the most losses.
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Re: Meliva VS Clockwork (Buzz buzz!!)

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:20 am

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