Donkey Game Feature

[Malachi Constant]

New building:

Donkey Racecourse Unlocks

Harness Donkey Races
Donkey Cart Jousting
Bareback Donkey Rides
2-way Donkey Petting Zoo

New Ship

Donkey Ship

Slower than SoL but has chance to Donkey Kick other ships Captain off of ship into the sea

Donkey Voodoo

Bless & Hands of Gold-STOP IT!! You can't milk a donkey!!
Fireship a Donkey-Just smells like hair and methane
Booty Master a Donkey-Get an upgrade on Farmville
Hostile Donkey-Man, that Donkey is really pissed off
Unfavorable Winds-Your donkeys stale vapor has driven the crew from the deck(speed reduced)
Ravage-You have just ravaged a donkey
Tequila Tranquilizers-Get up and do something donkey!!
Carrot and stick-Your donkey is very determined(+5 defense roll)
Mad Donkey Disease-Donkey eats hole in ship and it sinks



I am not responsible for all of these ideas.

[Lefty]

Someone's been sipping that Donkey God Rum again.
However, it makes sense with Danik Day coming and all.
In the darkest of alleys the rumor is donkeys will invade a the docks of a port and no trade will happen in that port for 24 hours.
Ships will come and go without loading or unloading goods.
They call it Day of the Donkey.

[William one eye]

Dia De Los Burros

[Shadowood]

[Maha]

spain is banned from this game feature; their national here is called Donkey Shot

[Most Lee Harmless]

Those who mock or dis-respect the noble donkey meddle with dark and dangerous powers : look at the roll-call of those who have sought to follow such a path of foolishness : their nations scattered to the winds, their ports made playthings for scoundrels, their fleets given as gifts to the Kraken, their underwear filled with the coldest of cold custard.

Think on.

[Slammerg]

+1

[Lefty]

This is no joke. Prepare now. You may only see one donkey and think.."ah its nothing to worry about."


But when there are two, they soon make more.


By the time you see Harry and his gang...its too late!!!

[Admiral Nelson]

Those who chain Donkeys... Deserve a life of misery.

[Lefty]

Those who chain Donkeys... Deserve a life of misery.

Scary part is, they do that to themselves.
Don't look straight at their tattoos either.
Been known to hypnotize a pirate into unconsciousness.