Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday season.
Any special wishes for those who get gifts?
El Draque wrote:I have a warm holiday story.
I entered my car,
With my kid in her seat,
a beautiful grey
Benz E 550
We turned down the road
to eat a big fiest
our tummies were empty
to say the least
we drove down the road,
when my car was jarred
a f@#king deer ran
into the side of my car
He blew up my mirror
first dent with his hove
rolled down the side
and dented my roof
it spun around again,
hair flying like flannel,
with another hoof push
dented my rear quarter panel
it flew through the air,
i was told "twas a sight"
this deer looked like Rudolph
in its spiraling flight.
I pulled over to check,
was this animal fine,
seems the only right thing
was to unload my nine.
But alas it ran off
as i stood there and hollered
another Christmas bill
twas $5,000 dollars.
Siiigghhhhhh.
Merry Christmas Everyone