The Guild Games - King of the Hill

[Xanadu]

After visiting the Witch Doctor for a rabies shot, I wander into the jungle a ways and pick out a nice 10 foot red tailed boa. Upon slithering up the hill the boa gulps down Eric and tries to eat Princess too. Princess runs down the hill shrieking in terror with the snake in hot pursuit behind her leaving the hill for me to reclaim for the Iron Helm.

[Roileon]

RoiLeon walks onto the the hill, and talks to him about his 100th post. I then convince him that he needs to go to the hundreth post party to claim his prize. Xanadu agrees and leaves to his party... Three thousand miles away. I then plant the Fox flag on the hill with a brick wall that surrounds the top of the hill.

[Xanadu]

I call Ronnie on my shell phone and tell him that since he is still up in the balloon over the hill he may wish to look down. Ronnie proceeds to dump the rest of his foul concoction that made me run off the hill into Roi's brick Fort filling it to the brim. Roi also has to flee the hill seeking the comfort of a bath and a good stiff drink leaving the hill to...the red tailed boa, of course.

[Princess]

Princess crawls back too exhausted from running but victory feels good to be back at the top, X was feeling silly and dug a hole to the bottom of the hill leaving princess up top

[Roileon]

After a nice bath and some stiff drinks Roileon returns to hill. Being french of course, he decides to go on strike until Princess removes herself from the hill. Having no choice but to comply with RoiLeon's strike, she leaves the hill. RoiLeon then climbs to the top and once again claims it for Fox! This time learning from past mistakes, builds a brick fence around the hill, but also sets up a tent to avoid R0nnie's concoctions.

[Princess]

Princess being in the army cadets brings a lighter and burns the tent and roileon in it also, hes rushed off to hospital in an air ambulance and princess sits stitching her own PK flag to put where the fox one stood

[Roileon]

As princess is napping she is awoken by the sound of booming cannons from the french fleets in the bay (angry from burning down our tent), blowing the top of the hill away, along with princess. The hill is now vacant.

[Mohammed]

mohammed takes the hill so simple with no defenses just take it i dont care i have my own valley witch no one can take


PK

[Big Brother]

Tanks rain from the sky, firing their 125mm cannons the entire time, leaving the top of the hill a mess of craters, Mohammed is nowhere to be seen, he must have been vaporized by the many explosions. A tank gently lands upon the top of the hill, along with multiple other tanks, the flying tanks of Count Hannibal Smith take the hill!!!

[Mohammed]

why did u attack me i said if u want it take it well Mohammed calls an air strike on your tanks boom all destroyed took it back if u want it ask nicely

PK