King of the Hill

[Slindur]

Slindur gets mad at PK for ATTEMPTING to kill Wolfie and fires multiple volleys of cannonballs at him. Slindur looks over at the hill, shoots the current person on top of the hill with his pistol. Slindur then returns to his ship and sails away looking for more profitable pursuits.

[PhoenixKnight]

Since Phoenix bus a zombie, he just stands back up and resumes being King if the hill

[PFH]

Sebastian wonders how phoenix bus a zombie. Then he proceeds to gently toss a donkey at slindur. Then sebastian swims to the top of the hill inconspicuously

[PhoenixKnight]

Danik gets upset at Sebastian for disrespecting the donkey and tackles Sebastian down the hill. Phoenix stays on top as king of the hill

[D00T]

Space see Phoenix, and mistakes him for a bird, and shoots him
Space is now king of the hill

[Meliva]

Meliva pants space, who runs off in embarrassment. She then trades the title of king of the hill with Phoenix for a 12 pack of sodas, a box of donuts and a Charleston chew before running off. Phoenix is king of the hill.

[PhoenixKnight]

Phoenix as a zombie shrugs after being shot by SpaceX and kicks him downhill. Phoenix looks at Meliva puzzled as to why she ran off after trading for The title. Phoenix remains King of the hill

[Slammerg]

Slammer runs up to Phoenix pulls off his arm and slaps him around the head with it then tosses it down the hill....Slammer then gives Phoenix a big sloppy kiss and runs off shouting "you can keep the bloody hill it's nothing but trouble"

[Jack Teach]

Jack robs slammer's money as he's coming up the hill, he sets charges that he's been laying all this time, blowing up the hill. Jack becomes temporary king of hill for awhile, then gets on his ship and sails way. To an island that cannot be found, lest ye already know where it is.

[Adama]

A brigade of Adama ants carries Sparrow away as Adama rises from the grave to become king