Quotes? Anyone?

[Meliva]

Oh here's another one my dad taught me, about an incident he had once.

1-If you try to use that knife on me, you better be ready to kill me, cause if not I'm gonna kill you.

Or maybe that was his father. One of the 2.

[Dmanwuzhere]

[Grimrock Litless]

It has always been raining, you just didn't see it until it is right on top of you.

This is an old one I made before.

[Dmanwuzhere]

[Qwerty00172]

I say to my kids when they have an enormous job to do on something...
"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."

[Meliva]

I say to my kids when they have an enormous job to do on something...
"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."

You know, after reading that, I'm now very curious what elephant tastes like. And man, could you imagine how many people one elephant could feed?

[Maloon]

I heard this in a film somewhere, can't remember where but I like it. It was spoken in a deep Scottish accent- " There's only two things I don't like in this life Vinny.......and your both of them."

[Jack Teach]

"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." -Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts (Johnson, 244)

[OG Deadking]

"you only live life once, so spend it doing whatever the hell you want"

[Jack Teach]

"you only live life once, so spend it doing whatever the hell you want"

I don't think this is something good to take literally...