King of the Hill

[Roileon]

Seeing edward is drunk of course from that very potent rum. Why is everyone drinking sir henry's rum, too bad edward drank the last of it. Atleast there is still gold under the hill

[Sir Henry Morgan]

If the Imperial Distillery still stands and you have put forth all the food needed, then rum should be in abundance - as long as I stay off the hill.

[Big Brother]

IMA FIRING MA LAZER!!!!!!! the laser blast fired by doomiris destroys all of the rum and its manufactury and leaves the hill empty of all people, doom iris claims the hill and builds a new set of updated technology to protect him and it.

[Sir Henry Morgan]

Now ye stepped in it, mate - many distilleries I have, all throughout Avonmora, however, the thought of one bein' destroyed turns me stomach! I walks me way to the top of the hill where DoomIris has assembled 'is glorified technology.

I looks at at - it's shiny, cold and flashin' lights that be a true mystery to me. All's I know is they be his defense. Grrrrrrrr....

My guts rumble in anger - I takes a slug of rum from me bottle, which does nothin' fer me mood...... it could only lead to disaster.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAP! I belch and instantly, the massive wall of modern gadgetry and widgets explodes, mushrooming into a cloud of smoke, leavin' a crater the size of Rolando's Man of War fleet in the top o' that hill.

Technology has no defenses against the powers of nature.

As debris and dirt begin to settle, I sees DoomIris, smoldering, sitting in what be left of his throne, now a meer smoking milkin' stool, all set upon the desolate wasteland of the hill.

"Hrmpf. Ye can keeps it." I mutter, relinquishing me conquered prize back to the conquered. I saunter back down the hill to the tavern to further explore the powers of nature.

[Adama]

I sit at the top of the hill and snicker i wait a second and nod to me first mate BOOM the tavern falls to pieces the flag of iceland flys over the hill as i wonder back to me ship leaving me first mate and some crew on my newly claimed hill

[Xanadu]

Working from the hole in the ground left by the unfortunate demise of the tavern, I start my saboteurs a digging. First they mine out all the gold for my treasury and then begin packing the area under the hill with all the discarded remains of the things tossed off the hill from the last 10 pages. Packing the top of the pile to the mine exit with thermite and using a 20 pound bag of TPAP as a detonation device, we then return to Temperance and set our excellent cannoneers to their work. With one mighty blast of shot directly on the bag of TPAP the whole hill quickly burns to below ground level creating a very large pit. This pit is then lined and covered with oaken planks creating a great cask. Working from plans created by the Great Sir Henry, a 50 Acre Distillery is created on the spot where the hill once stood. On the spot of the old tavern now stands a large new drinking establishment open to all. The only caveat now is that all persons must stand until they leave or are passed out as all chairs, thrones, couches, stumps, stools, and even discarded carriage seats of all types are outlawed in the interests of preventing flea and rat borne disease. Public drunkenness is not only encouraged but expected and fines are given out if such a state is not achieved within the first hour of arrival. All proceeds of the fines go towards the further improvement of the sugar crop and better distilling methods so as to help those who can not get liquored up quickly enough to avoid the fines get smashed more readily in the future. Sir Henry will get a portion of the proceeds that this facility earns as it were his plans that the distillery was built from. All other proceeds will go towards improvement of the facilities for everyone elses greater enjoyment in the future. Now I finally settle up to the bar and commence drinking myself into such a state that has never been seen before!

[Mohammed]

( people u are getting very advanced weaponry the game is in the medieval ages i think )


as Mohammed walks the hill while he did not even bother to read the former post ( no offense )he bribes xanadu with 10 million gold xanadu walks with the gold



mohammed makes an announcement the hill is for sale price 11 mil gold

[Roileon]

IMA FIRING MA LAZER!!!!!!! the laser blast fired by doomiris destroys all of the rum and its manufactury and leaves the hill empty of all people, doom iris claims the hill and builds a new set of updated technology to protect him and it.

No one has attacked the hill yet? You attacked the distillery which isn't on the hill. I took the hill from Morgan remember?

[Xanadu]

As my troops still occupied the surrounding hills, seeing Xanadu has no defenses, the remaining 20k of my troops attacked the hill and took it from Xanadu. We finished rebuilding our old defenses, and also added Juicy and Doom's defenses also, except this time, we built enough farms to sustain us, and found out why the hill was so valuable, there was gold under it! With my nongreedy solders, we had enough gold and famine proof food to last forever, under the hill, there was also ground water! Supplying us with everything we needed. Eventually people migrated to the hill to create a fully functional, perfect town on the hill, with all the defenses we needed, the hill was surely ours/

I thought you said the distillery wasn't on the hill? Why attack me in the first place then? Roi's argument has been proven illogical therefore his "retaking" of the hill from mohammed is declared null and void.

[Roileon]

when did SHM's distillery be put on the hill?


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