King of the Hill

[Roileon]

As my troops still occupied the surrounding hills, seeing Xanadu has no defenses, the remaining 20k of my troops attacked the hill and took it from Xanadu. We finished rebuilding our old defenses, and also added Juicy and Doom's defenses also, except this time, we built enough farms to sustain us, and found out why the hill was so valuable, there was gold under it! With my nongreedy solders, we had enough gold and famine proof food to last forever, under the hill, there was also ground water! Supplying us with everything we needed. Eventually people migrated to the hill to create a fully functional, perfect town on the hill, with all the defenses we needed, the hill was surely ours/

[Xanadu]

Hey! Iwas just swilling, I mean guarding, the rum.......

[Edward_Teach]

I let loose a group of rats, carrying the deadly disease Black Death, killing off half his soldiers, and troops. The rests' morale drops enough that they all flee, afraid of what might become of them if the rats numbers keep multiplying. I walk up, with flea repellant, protecting me from the Bubonic Plague, Black Death. I take a seat on the throne as Roi fled with his men.

[Juicypotato]

That flea repellent was awfully toxic. Edward Thatch develops brain cancer and can't think properly. The hill is now left unclaimed because i'm tired of sitting on it.

[Edward_Teach]

Dying of brain cancer, i come to my senses and get treated, i then make my way back to hill and notice it is unclaimed! I take a seat back on the throne.

[Xanadu]

It is now time to unleash the Great Herd of Farting Hippos!. The noxious cloud of gas kills off all the rats, drives away the flea repellant and sets the throne on fire. This causes Mr. Teaches pants to alight. As he is running down the hill to the sea to put out his burning britches, I calmly don my gas mask with drinking straw attachment and continue to "guard" the Rum...

[Edward_Teach]

I unleash Queen Anne's Revenge's fury from the sea focusing on those foul smelling hippos as me cannons hit them I order me crew to drop the stepping board, i then proceed to walk of me ship with 20 of me crew, and walk up to the top of the hill to find you have passed out from the consumption of a wee bit to much of Sir Henry's strong, spicy rum. i then push you off the throne with the boot on me foot and take a seat.

I sit on the throne drinking some of the rum, with me crew.

[Roileon]

I let loose a group of rats, carrying the deadly disease Black Death, killing off half his soldiers, and troops. The rests' morale drops enough that they all flee, afraid of what might become of them if the rats numbers keep multiplying. I walk up, with flea repellant, protecting me from the Bubonic Plague, Black Death. I take a seat on the throne as Roi fled with his men.

Wait, I still own the hill, how did the rats get through the defenses? They didn't? I mean really think about it

[Edward_Teach]

I let loose a group of rats, carrying the deadly disease Black Death, killing off half his soldiers, and troops. The rests' morale drops enough that they all flee, afraid of what might become of them if the rats numbers keep multiplying. I walk up, with flea repellant, protecting me from the Bubonic Plague, Black Death. I take a seat on the throne as Roi fled with his men.

Wait, I still own the hill, how did the rats get through the defenses? They didn't? I mean really think about it

You'd be surprised how rats can get into places they're not wanted, Roi.

[Roileon]

Well, lets put it simple, i found some loop hole in whomever holding the hill's defenses and or took advantage of their weaknesses and retook the hill. Now I control the hill with the same defenses as I had before, and a new set of 40k troops. We also built a force feild around the hill and medicine became common place in schools. The force feild allows not even a spec of dust to enter. The generators for the force feild lay in the dead center of my denfenses.