King of the Hill

[Black sparrow]

While Roileon is still drunk from the throne capture celebrations, I sneak in and kick him out of the hill. The throne is now mine and I set 4 guards around me.

[Briar]

While Black Sparrow is asleep, the 4 guards are playing Texas Holdem. Hearing the ringing coming from KhanStan's pockets they decide to make themselves a little richer, than before (Black Sparrow's stinginess was legendary) and invite him to play. So far so good but they didn't know KhanStan was three times in a row world series' champion. When the guards find themselves without any money they decide to kill him and get their money back. KhanStan senses the danger and acts faster - he offers them salary three times bigger than the one Black Sparrow is giving them. The guards are more than happy to accept because they'll be able to feed their families even better than before as long as their new employer keeps the throne. The guard's leader asks what to do with the sleeping ex-king, to which KhanStan replies: "Throw him off the hill and see how good he flies"

that's the biggest wall of text I've ever written in english... please leave me be a king for at least an hour

[Roileon]

RoiLeon eventually sobered up and returned with an army mightier than Napoleons and captured the hill from the measly 4 gaurds and Khanstan, not only did they capture that hill, but all the hills in the surrounding. Afterwards, construction on a mighty fortress around the hill was completed, and a reinforcement of 40,000 troops arrived at the garrison.

[Juicypotato]

Roi runs out of food and money for 40,000 troops and juicypotato simply buys 10 tanks and takes it over. The tanks are protecting all sides and there is also highly explosive mines i set around so watch out!

[Big Brother]

DoomIris fires an EMP and destroys the highly advanced tanks and mines surrounding the hill, then fires a single round from a M21 into Juicy's shoulder, knocking him off the hill. DoomIris proceeds to take the hill, after placing a Magnetic deflection device (blocks anything affected by magnetic waves) and laser fencing around the hill.

I AM THE KING

[Mohammed]

mohammed comes to the hill and offered doom 10 gold coins doom took the gold coins and left


mohammed left the hill unguarded

[Big Brother]

DoomIris throws the 10 gold in a ditch at the bottom of the hill (thinking, that wasnt worth 10 gold, so i will no longer accept bribes for this hill) and walks back up the unpopulated hill. With doom's fingerprint, he lets himself in through the laser fencing. He embeds more Mag-fields in the ground to protect against an underground threat. He then builds a bunker at the top of the hill with a small garden and livestock chamber included. He climbs atop the bunker and plants the flag of Doom atop the highest point. Then he goes inside the bunker.

[Juicypotato]

I buy a plastic rocket launcher with explosives and shoot doom down from a very far distance. Then after that i build an un-penetrable fortress with many traps, mines, guards and more tanks. I also place infrared detectors that will detect any animal or human. Everything that goes through the cameras my investigation team observes. They are a bunch of fat people that were unemployed to begin with and will be considerably loyal to me. They are deep inside the castle munching all the food from Goroum away....

[Sir Henry Morgan]

Me plan be simple - I moved me trade routes to load all the food of Goroum and trade it away; what we could not take, me battle fleets torched and destroyed, until no food existed in Goroum. I smiled as I watched me plan began to unfold.

I chuckled as the loyalists began to shred Juicylettuce. As he wiggled and squirmed, i began to laugh until the tears flowed down me face as the loyalists argued whether he be iceburg, romaine or frisee lettuce. As I walked to the top of the hill, I laughed me weasley black guts out as Juicylettuce screamed as if bein' keel-hauled as the fat loyalists dumped vinegar and oil across 'is person, and sprinkled 'im with salt and cracked pepper.

Wilted and jilted by his loyal fat eaters, Juicylettuce was tossed off the hill. I set up the Royal Distillery and place the imperial guard in place. While our stay may be short, we now had a new story to tell over a glass of bumbo.

[Xanadu]

This one's easy! All I had to do was pass time 'till the grog began to began to take it's effect. You see Sir Henry's rum be the most potent in Avonmora. It did take quite awhile none the less but the mighty did eventually stumble and fall of the hill but was not hurt as he was passed out and quite "loose in the joints"! I sat down to "guard" Sir Henry's product and distillery until the rightful owner could make good his return.