Pandah Post

[Xanadu]

I thought that pandas really only ate bamboo. I didn't know that they could get dairy products in the forest. Silly me. If pandas would try to eat me I would be forced to cover myself with habanero peppers. That way any pandas attempting to eat me would get really bad heartburn before they got to me.....

[Random pandah]

pandah has heartburn already but pandah no like pepper, so pandah poops digested xandu on xanadu #3

[Xanadu]

Ohhhh. I'm sorry about the spices, or are they vegetables? Anyway, my tanker plane would then come in and dump it's water on me washing the poop off and in the process washing panda. Then panda would be all clean and shiny and ready to eat.

[Edward_Teach]

Ohhhh. I'm sorry about the spices, or are they vegetables? Anyway, my tanker plane would then come in and dump it's water on me washing the poop off and in the process washing panda. Then panda would be all clean and shiny and ready to eat.

Mmm Panda.... sounds good to me when can we eat?

[Captain dungeness]

HAHAHA! Those Panda commercials might be the best commercials I have ever seen!

[MAjesty]

i was looking for the old top helper post, but after digging through 4 categories, i decided to post here instead.

i killed panda. i'm proud of it, and i want you all to know. granted he was inactive at the time and moved on to some game about gladiators or whatever... but i still totally beat the buh-jeezus out of his corpse. and good times were had by all excpet for the absentee pandah.

but this isn't what im posting. im posting about top helper. it was a good idea, and it was mine. i also have won it the past 3 cycles (month and a half) consequtive, and im confident that if i put Any Effort into garnering votes this time around i would make it an even 2 months. and there's a reason for that. i *heart* helping new players. you're all interesting and unique people, and working with you to find your best possible place in this game has been a privilidge.

if for some reason i do not make it to 2 consequtive months, i'd like you to know that the pleasure of assisting the handful and change of you has been all mine. i meant to post something like this after award number 2, and then again after award number 3. but now it seems more urgent.

thank you for reinforcing my narcisistic tendencies and assuring me that im incredibly awesome and noob friendly etc.

i wish nothing but the best for all of you.

even you.... you know who you are.