by Xepshunall » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:24 am
Since no true hill exists thanks to the never-ending efforts of what apparently is an infestation of Juicylettuces who seem to have an affinity for concrete, and despite the honorable efforts of Random pandah who sought to give meaning to the remains of his loyal brigade of mutant worms, a worldwide effort is set into motion by an anonymous benefactor. All available remains of beloved pets who suffered untimely deaths are sent to a large clearing, donated by PETA, where they are carefully positioned and covered with hallowed soil, imported from Israel, blessed by all manner of clergy. The layers are built up until a large hill and cemetery has been completed and sod has been meticulously placed and manicured. At regular intervals, signs are placed around this burial grounds stating that this hill is a cemetery and that none who cause damage to this hill shall have peace for as long as they live nor will they find a final resting place in the afterlife but will be faced wit trials and tribulations for eternity. However, nothing says that someone cannot claim sovereignty here. Ironically the organizations responsible for constructing this blessed hill included a concrete throne at the peak, presumably symbolizing a place for The King of Kings, though nothing substantiates that theory.
Yesterday I gave my all. Today I'll give more. Tomorrow, I'll take back what you took for granted.