King of the Hill

[Elwood]

*pushes pandah in hole*

[Random pandah]

divinely floats to the top of the hole and commands the army of mutant worms to trip el into the hole very sneakily...








so what happened to the hill?

[R0nnie]

Ronnie brings an army of robins...all the worms alongwith pandah become snacks to the birds.The hill is MINE

[Elwood]

*drills through hill and makes it collapse* FREEDOM

[Random pandah]

the birds have been eaten inside out by my mutant worms... we fall down, and land on el, the hill is now a pile of el's crushed bones

[Elwood]

*appears behind pandah slices him in half along with his worms* I love god modding

[Xepshunall]

While putting on his jacket, a high wind catches it and carries Xepshunall to that despised little waste of a hill. Xep is thrown into Elwood, knocking both unconscious and sending Elwood tumbling down the hill. The wind carries a redwood tree along after Xepshunall and it lands right on top of his leg. When Xep gains consciousness, he vows that if he survives, he'll turn that redwood into pegs for all pirates with amputated legs. Nonetheless, Xep is alone on the hill unless you count whoever/whatever is in that hole.

[Captain Blue]

with pure hard work and dedication C.B remaining crew has found a way to resurrect their captain from the underworld with few sacrifices to be made. The crew sacrifice everyone in that hole (the hole X made on the hill) to resurrect their captain. The sky turned into darkness and a lighting struck into the middle of that hole. voila C.B is alive again! He then join his good old friend for a tea/coffee on the top of the hill.

[Random pandah]

my last and greatest worm servant, the worm god of sudden violent antennae mutilation appears on the hill, sacrifices many human worshipers, resurrects me, and the hil is riddled with holes that weaken its foundation, causing it to fall into the hole at the bottom and making a larger hole, and cb and x are caught in the hole, which is slowly filling with sea water through a mysterious canal

[Jim Hawkins]

Pandah annoys VULCAN the god of volcanoes who erupts in a fit of fury. He casts millions of tons of ash killing all life and builds a mighty mountain of lava which sets solid to make the biggest hill ever. It is too hot for anything to climb or get near the summit except for one small ledge at the top protected from the heat by magic. I sit on this ledge in a dome of magical resistance. I am king of the hill.