King of the Hill

[Dr Vegapunk]

i set up a 10000 bar of dynamites around the hill and destroy it along with mohd and others..no one gets the hill leaving me the last man standing

[Mohammed]

near the hill trafagler destroyed their was another hill i took control of that new hill

[Elwood]

*while sitting on the moon (space pirate) sends remote nuke to destroy earth*

[Captain Blue]

unfortunately since el got the nuke from a really cheap shop it was in fact fake..... while the others run and hide. Blue stood at the hill and made himself comfortable

[Xepshunall]

Which would have been fine if Xepshunall hadn't mined a 100 foot deep pit with a trap door and dropped Captain Blue onto a 60 ft pile of Seaglory's finest cotton. After which Xepshunall hollered, "Look out below!", and jumped in for the fun of it leaving the hill empty but sometimes you gotta let your inner child out. Sorry, Captain Blue, but maybe we can get out if we work together.

[Captain Blue]

with my omniscience knowledge, I decided to make the longest scarf with the help of X. We thrown the scarf outside and use it to climb.... C.B unfortunately the scarf ripped. I manage to hold on the the ledge but X fell all the way down.... "i will be back my friend!" shouted down the hole

[Random pandah]

at the top of the edge stands a possessed large mutated worm...blue gets pooped on and falls back down

[Xepshunall]

Fortunately, Xepshunall always carries a large spool from an old girlfriend who used to darn his stockings and 4 small nails left over from the last ship he had built. Xepshunall propped the injured Captain Blue up against the wall of the pit. He tapped the nails into one end the spool and spun some cotton into a makeshift rope that he used to lasso a boulder that, thankfully, held firm until Xepshunall was clear of the pit. That wasn't as fun as it could have been. Unlike Captain Blue, he meant it when he said, in a low Austrian accent, "I'll be back". Whether Xepshunall intended a rescue wasn't made clear. Xepshunall went home to contemplate the worth of this isolated hill and a less tempting plan.

[Captain Blue]

half an hour later cavalry arrived..... C.B's crew has come to rescue X as promise by C.B however everyone was in shock to see C.B nailed on the wall. They took him out and bring him to the hideout. When C.B has returned consciousnesses he contemplates and plot an evil plan again X for betraying him...... the harder C.B think about the incident he remember it wasn't X it was in fact Evil pandah's worm who pin down C.B

[Random pandah]

just after blue comes up with that conclusion, mutant worm army raids hideout and kills the crew, eats blue, and regurgitates him into the hole once again