Last one to post wins

[not a pirate]

Fine.. fine.. what flavors do you have in stock?

[Donald Trump]

Fine.. fine.. what flavors do you have in stock?

We have
Chicken Flavor.
Chicken Mushroom Flavor.
Creamy Chicken Flavor.
Roast Chicken Flavor.
Picante Chicken Flavor.
Beef Flavor.
Sriracha Chicken.
Picante Beef Flavor
Roast Beef Flavor
Shrimp Flavor
Lime Shrimp Flavor
Lime Chili Shrimp Flavor
Chili Flavor
Chicken Tortilla
Pork Flavor
Oriental Flavor
35% Less Sodium Chicken Flavor
35% Less Sodium Beef Flavor
30% Less Sodium Chili Flavor

[not a pirate]

I will take Chicken Tortilla... player ID please.

[Donald Trump]

57714, pay first then noodles.

[not a pirate]

Done.

[Donald Trump]

Oh I meant just 14 gol.... wait.. 14k. ya I meant 14k. Here is your Sriracha Flavor ramen.

[not a pirate]

I WANTED CHICKEN TORTILLA! I paid 1,000 times extra, and I don't even get what I wanted?! Are you running a scam!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Donald Trump]

I WANTED CHICKEN TORTILLA! I paid 1,000 times extra, and I don't even get what I wanted?! Are you running a scam!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You say I scam? Get out of my noodle shop! You asked for Sriracha and you got Sriracha.

[not a pirate]

I will DESTROY YOUR NOODLE SHOP! If I do not get a refund or my chicken tortilla I will do just that! On a side note... the Sriracha was good

[Donald Trump]

Buy another noodle if you want chicken tortilla. You ordered Sriracha and you got that.