Ah, but can he step the light fantastic? I think not, not in those clogs and tight shorts. I rest my case : it was rather heavy and it was along walk from the station.
Why not agree upon a number, like every 100 and every 1000 comments, the n-100th and the n-1000th commentor gets some reward, bigger rewards fer the bigger occasion? it wud definitely increase competition here, I think. Wud be more fun too.