Last one to post wins

[Roberts]

haha works with brains too.

What are they? A pirate does not need brains

[Most Lee Harmless]

They dont need Brians either...

[Trixikilikili]

oh wait i did it wrong it was supposed to be liver. pirates will need livers to process all that rum. and you know. to live.

[Roberts]

oh wait i did it wrong it was supposed to be liver. pirates will need livers to process all that rum. and you know. to live.

Ahhhh thats better... I like rum in pania..

[Most Lee Harmless]

I prefer a bit of bacon with me liver... soaked in rum, of course...

[Roberts]

I prefer a bit of bacon with me liver... soaked in rum, of course...

I personally do not have liver , all that tobacco i was gathering destroyed my liver...

[Loki]

Ye needs onion gravy if ye be having liver.... now hungry

[Roberts]

Ye needs onion gravy if ye be having liver.... now hungry

Oh god talking about onions... Rollmops are horrible... Anyone ever tasted them...

[Francois le Clerc]

Oh god talking about onions... Rollmops are horrible... Anyone ever tasted them...

Liver a brain...and all the above rum and tobacco with a big eel on the side.

I have a question:The right answer is worth 500k.
Which famous pirate wrestled with a great white and came out victorious.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Bert HigginBotham : he ruled the Cleckheaton Lido with a ruthless manner that allowed no quarter : one day his slumbers were shattered by the sound of Mavis Eckerslycke emptying the pool after a failed swan dive from the top board turned into a major belly-flop : Mavis was a large woman, with even larger teeth, obese even by local standards long steeped in lard and bacon butties. Bert ran forth from his changing locker and leapt into the pool to evict the shameless hussy : they wrestled for many hours until she finally pummeled him into silence. There were nowt else for it, Bert got down on one shattered knee-cap and proposed and Mavis, blushing profusely, accepted : many have claimed to have been there on the day Higginbotham wrestled and lost to the Great White Mavis : but they lie, for few witnessed the awful horror of the meeting, just two of us, me and Sid Almondsburyness, who failed to return from an expedition to the fabled Miggins & Miggins chip-shop in Lower Cholmondsbeaton, aye, a sad loss... but that's another story.....