King of the Hill

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik checks his GPS : he is on the right hill. His dragons gambol happily, laying great scorch marks across the peaceful valleys below. Far away in the distance, a lone sad figure postures upon the wrong hill.

All is good : Danik smiles.

[Warrior]

Danik just checks his GPS again to be sure, and finds that now it showed him positioned at Mt. Everest. Danik throws his GPS as its broken. Worry not residents of Avonomora and those peaceful valleys below, The King Of the Hill - Warrior will slay those dragons in no time

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik's cunning plan has worked again, re-positioning all those satellites took some work, but now its paying off, Warrior is well lost...

Danik smiled.

[Warrior]

I never claimed to be sane.

Aww, poor Danik and his own world of stupidity... Anyway its Warrior's hill and not some insane dreamer's.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Bit off-topic, quoting from a different thread...

[Warrior]

Just to prove that you are an insane dreamer dreaming of ruling MY hill.

[Most Lee Harmless]

But its not your hill... it's mine.

[Warrior]

Well keep on dreaming... You can't change the reality that its Warrior's

[Synyster]

"Hey Warrior! I got a parcel for u, says it's from Danik!"

(Knowing Danik, it's actually a parcel triggered with explosive dung..mmm..yuck.)

Warrior opens the parcel, it explodes and flings him into an adjacent trench, burying him under yucky-daniky-dung.. Oh guess what? Now i'm the only one left standing on the hill!

[Warrior]

Warrior sends an invitation to Danik with the help of his pet parrot, to a dinner at the fortress and also to proclaim Danik as the king. As soon as Danik enters the fortress on top of the hill the fortress is instantly transported to some unknown place along with Synyster. Now Warrior comes to his hill and builds another fortress on top of it and takes his dinner happily while both Danik and Synyster are struck on an unknown island with a broken fortress and dung on its walls. Well who knows, without food they might eat those dung. At least they can survive there