Last one to post wins

[Francois le Clerc]

mate welcome to the 21st century we no longer use frigates and sotl....my submarine attacks from underwater and sings CAPTAIN DOH.....no more singing from you now....hope the whale keeps you for more than three days....saafe travel

[Captain meow]

i am the master of antics and trolling and i am still here

[Captain meow]

prepare to be trolololoed
ahem trololololo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha trololololo ha ha ha ha ha ah h ahah
try to shut me up you can't i am untouchable

[Francois le Clerc]

.. Run up your white flag, you scurvy scum, and bring me Captain Jack .... "And, if you remember, though you probably don't, as a lamebrain like you can .... I believe that with the wind, the Pearl will be the fastest ship you've ever sailed on.

[Francois le Clerc]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahhahahaahahahahahaaa

[Francois le Clerc]

An ambition to squint
At my verses in print
Makes me hope that for these you'll find room?.
If you so condescend
Then please place at the end
The name of yours truly, L. Bloom.
Leopold Bloom
Ellpodbomool
Molldopeloob
Bollopedoom
Old Ollebo, M. P.
Little Harry Hughes and his schoolfellows all
Went out for to play ball.
And the very first ball little Harry Hughes played
He drove it o'er the jew's garden wall.
And the very second ball little Harry Hughes played
He broke the jew's windows all.
Then out there came the jew's daughter
And she all dressed in green.
"Come back, come back, you pretty little boy,
And play your ball again."

"I can't come back and I won't come back
Without my schoolfellows all.
For if my master he did hear
He'd make it a sorry ball."

She took him by the lilywhite hand
And led him along the hall
Until she led him to a room
Where none could hear him call.

She took a penknife out of her pocket
And cut off his little head.
And now he'll play his ball no more
For he lies among the dead.
THA END

[Francois le Clerc]

Little Harry use to sing that song DOH it wasn't ball he was playing

[Captain meow]

isn't that your warehouse on fire

[Francois le Clerc]

no mate its your Man O War

[Grogggy]

There can only be one.