Last one to post wins

[Brazzler]

Same...

[Painmaster]

it is inappropriate on all possible levels of the rules, and would likely get me banned from the forum and the game, and may even result in Captain Jack showing up at my door to blow my head off with and old rifle.

[Navigator]

~

[Painmaster]

Woah, man...

calm down, we don't want any trouble here.

[Navigator]

If my name was trouble, there would be no problems in my town.
The guys named me nuthin.

[Painmaster]

oh, you think you're sooooooooo bad don't you?

Well, let me tell you a little secret...

I purposely walk into stores through the doors that say "exit only"

I replaced the band-aids in my first aid kit with duct tape

I use scotch as cold medicine

my carpet is made out of legos

tear gas and mace are two of my favorite colognes

At an all you can eat buffet, I order two

my chest hair is so thick, I do not need a sweater in the winter

I order my steak on top of steak

I use sandpaper as toilet paper

I actually read the terms and agreements before I sign anything

[Brazzler]

Ha, reading the terms and conditions. What a waste of time.

[Painmaster]

you' re just intimidated by the sheer amount of manly masculinity I just brought to this thread.

[Navigator]

I am nuthin. My name is not trouble.

Somethin about something about how nothing existed...

In the little thorny town

On the little thorny street

Nuthin walked a tiny beat

He surived on his little laughing feet

Nuthin walks only a tiny distance

Something tells nuthin
and nuthin wouldn't hear
Was nuthin really there?

[Painmaster]

exactly...

You are indeed nothing.