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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Jon » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:42 pm

uuuh
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Painmaster » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:51 am

okay... i force the local natives to rebuild the hill for me,then take control!!! the hill has been built on top of this incredibly convenient ditch i found...
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Roileon » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:50 am

Painmaster, easing awkward moments since April 21st, 2014 lol.
"Dead Mod tell no tales"

Afk, looking for that palm tree island beach of Legends.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Big Brother » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:20 am

The remains of a previous King of the Hill suddenly rise. They form into the now resurrected corpse of the former DoomIris, he eats all the people on the hill, and then stands still.
The dead may not tell tales, but they certainly have one.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Ciel Phantomhive » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:10 am

The flesh DoomIris ate made he felt sick and felt an urge to go to toilet. He found a portable toilet but accidentally locked himself in.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Big Brother » Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:37 pm

The one of the toilet becomes one with his surroundings, and melds through the door, and comes out the other side to the bright new dawn, dressed in fine splendor of a pirate lord.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Painmaster » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:40 am

I call in the only thing worse than the former Doomiris...

Rolando de Sandoval

He comes from the depths of retirement and destroys you all and takes the fine clothes of the pirate lord. He then returns to retirement, leaving me to rule over my hill in peace.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Big Brother » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:28 am

The mighty army of the Undead rises from the graves they reside in.

They take arms and destroy the current occupant of the hill.

They then, in their superior numbers, merely cover the hill in undying flesh, that which no pain can interfere.

The ruler of the hill is naught but a large legion of ZomBies, for the power that is the hill is too strong for one man to rule.

Alas, being part of the undead army, DoomIris is reborn from the ashes of war, and begins to plot for the ultimate revenge.

Beware, you have woken the dead.

Naught but god can save ye now.

But god is irrelevant, because of the amount of unholy power, he dare not shine light upon the darkened hill, and does not stray close enough to awaken the beasts that lie waiting in the graveyards of hell.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Blackwave » Fri May 02, 2014 3:29 pm

Just want to say hello...
ah yes hello DoomIris! :D
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Painmaster » Sat May 03, 2014 1:52 am

I cast purify on the dead, and they all explode from the sheer force of the divine light. I reclaim the hill as my own as it is bathed in my splendor
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