King of the Hill

[Edward_Teach]

I sit in me quarters upon me ship, the Queen Anne's Revenge, drinking a bottle of fine Pania Rum. As I take a drink I gaze out the window to notice a collapsed hill with a man sitting atop on a throne. I stand up, sore from sitting for so long, and put on me tricorn and coat. I grab me cutlass as I walk out onto the deck, and order me crew to turn a couple degrees port side.
As we come into perfect sight of the throne, I order the cannons ready. The flaps open and the cannons roll out.... I yell at the top of my longs "FIRE" and 20 cannons are fired, simultaneously, one by one.
I order a landing party of 30 crew with me onto land to seize the throne. We walk up, and I take a seat on the throne. Me and the landing party pass around mugs and get some rum from the barrel that we brought ashore and celebrate the taking of the throne.

[Warrior]

I think Edward teach had been consuming a lot of rum which made him imagine that there was a throne and a man sitting on it (no body built a throne after the hill collapsed and the man which he saw was a scarecrow which was there to not even have a crow in the hill) . Warrior then comes to see a pirate sitting on a burned rock! He single handedly duelled all the pirates and tied edward on a pole and sent him sailing on a small boat with all his rum ! Now warrior owns Queen Anne's revenge, and he is the king of the hill !

[Edward_Teach]

Me good friend Edward Kenway frees me from the pole. And we set sail back toward the hill. We come up along side the Queen Anne's Revenge, and I jump aboard, to find me crew of 270 bewildered and confused as to why I had been gone for so long. I call upon me first mate, Mr. Hands (pronounced Hans), and tell him to ready the crew and ship to leave as soon as possible.
"Aye, mates this hill be a lost cause" I say as we leave the hill at full sail to return to the tavern of Tortuga to have another round with me mates

[Lefty]

I farted and you all died. The End

[Ciel Phantomhive]

Fortunately Nicko caught a cold from the cold warehouse so he survived the poisonous gas. He gag Lefty's mouth so he must breathe with his nose. Lefty passed out because his own weapon.

[Warrior]

Fortunately when Lefty farted Warrior was swimming, so he did not notice the bad smell and after all bad smell had gone Warrior climbed back the hill, enjoying his new day as the king of the hill.

[Ciel Phantomhive]

Unfortunately Warrior was in the wrong part of the hill. The part is still has a little Lefty's fart. Nicko lit a match and threw it. Then he hide as the reaction between the poisonous gas and fire caused an explosion burnt Warrior. Warrior barely survived. Nicko bandaged all his body. But Warrior can't move afterwards and Nicko confine him in a nice sarcophagus imported from Egypt

[Warrior]

Fortunately clone Warrior came and released Warrior, then took him to a wizard, then the wizard cured Warrior and now Warrior is even more stronger than before. Now the Warrior takes the wizard to the hill, then the wizard turns nicko into a cat. Now Warrior puts the cat inside the sarcophagus. Again Warrior is the king of the hill !

[Ciel Phantomhive]

The wizard's curse has expired, because clone Warrior hired a cheap wizard. Nicko turned to a human again. He moved slightly and the sarcophagus destroyed. It turns out the sarcophagus was just a cheap replica. He stole the wizard's wand and turned him to a bird, Warrior's clone to nothing, and Warrior to a hamster. He put his new hamster in a cage and broke the wand. MY HILL

[Warrior]

Nicko's spell also expired as he did the curse with a cheap wizard's wand. The cage broke and warrior furiously thrashed Nicko and bound nicko with a rope and threw him down the hill.