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Dad Jokes for Days
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by Lil Lola » Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:34 pm
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by DezNutz » Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:37 pm
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Ken came in a different box.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by Lil Lola » Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:02 pm
My grief counselor died.
He was so good I don’t even care.
He was so good I don’t even care.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by DezNutz » Thu Jul 27, 2023 5:24 pm
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by Lil Lola » Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:27 pm
A genie granted me one wish, I said “I just want to be happy”.
Now I’m living with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
Now I’m living with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by DezNutz » Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:44 pm
My kid, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.
"Usually an overdose, son," I told him.
"Usually an overdose, son," I told him.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by Lil Lola » Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:52 pm
Me: Tell me a dirty joke
Dez: a boy fell into the mud.
Dez: a boy fell into the mud.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by DezNutz » Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:00 pm
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Doughboy?
He died of a yeast infection.
He died of a yeast infection.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days
by DezNutz » Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:15 pm
I childproofed my house. Somehow they still got in.
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