The Avonmora Current vol 1 - Banking unrest in Avonmora

[William one eye]

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[Lil Lola]

Woah

[PFH]

I cant see all of it. #mobile problems

[Meliva]

I can't either-and i"m on laptop lol. I assume it's something to do with how it was posted, and not on our end, but I could be wrong lol.

[Argo]

[William one eye]

I cant see all of it. #mobile problems

The img is probably to large for the forum display settimgs,
You can open the img in a new tab and should be able to see the whole thing. ( btw the moose story was auto genterated by the website i used to make the newspaper and is probably missing things from page 2 that i did not copy, and sadly was cut off and not fully readable to begin with any way )

In case the img is not displaying heres the part i wrote.


Ultimate act of piracy or economic collapse?

Sound Banking Solution, Avonmoras largest bank closed suddenly locking away billions belonging to the hard working sailors, merchants and politicians of Avonmora. Is this unnanounced closure the ultimate act of piracy, has its founder simply decided to keep the content of its vault? Perhaps the bank been seized and shuttered by the local government or perhaphs the bank fell victim to rapidly growing global economic instability. Only time may tell.
Equally as suddenly Pulpop, the banks founder raised the Black and headed out to sea, leaving behind bank patrons with more questions than anwsers. Has he tired of his nation and choosen to seek a new home, perhaphs he refused to pay his taxes, did he possibly attack one to many NPCs who were flyinging his own nations flag? Or did he indeed commit the ultimate act of piracy and lock up billions of gc and credits behind his vault doors. What ever the case, whever he be, we hope he is in good health.... well maybe not if he intentionally locked his doors and stolen all our swag. Then may he fall from his flag ship and get slowly eaten by a school of baby leviathans.

As concerned customers line up outside Sound Banking Solutions, hoping to gain access to thier savings, The Avomnmora Current will be there to
keep you up to date as this story unfolds.

[Lil Lola]

Just the International Moose Count article was cutoff for me. Um Is that what you guys are referring too?

[Meliva]

Yeah, just the moose story lol. I could see the part that was written by Will. Didn't realize the cutoff of the moose story was intentional lol.

[Lil Lola]

I just assumed it was because what do moose have to do with PG although that is a story an animal lover would like lol.

[William one eye]

The moose story was auto generated i tried to copy off the pdf however it all it came out with no spacing, its pretty hard to read and i dont have time to edit it all.

Posted it below anyway

International MooseCount Underway

ByBOBO’BOBSTON

TheUN-sponsored International MooseCensus got offto a flying start today with hopes for an increase in the world wide moose population comparedtolastyear’sdisapointing figures.Amongthetraditionalearly reporterswereEgypt,returningfiguresofsixmoose,atwentypercent increaseon2011’sfiguresoffive,and Uruguaywhosemoosepopulationremainsstableateleven. AccordingtoRobbieMcRobson, headoftheUNMoosePreservationCouncil,worldwidemoosenumbersareexpectedtogrowmarkedly onlastyearduetothetraditional moosestrongholdsofCanadaandthe UnitedStates,withthelargerdevelopingmooseecologiesalsopoised tomakegains.Thelargestpercentagegeincreaseinmoosewilllikely comefromChina’’,saysMcRobson, TheChinesegovernmenthasinvested heavilyinmooseinfrastructureover thepastdecade,andtheircommittmenttomacrofaunaisbeginningto paydividends’’.Since2004Chinahas expandedmoosepasturefrom1.5% ofarablelandtonearly3.648%and moosenumbersareexpectedtorise to60,000makingChinaanetmoose exporterforthefirsttime.Thisis goodnewsforneighbouringMongolia,abarrenmoose-wastelandwhose inhabitentsnonethelesshaveaninsatiabledesireforthecreatures.TheincreaseinBeijing-Ulanbataartradeis anticipatedtorelievepressureonthe relativelystrainedRussiansuppliers, butincreaseMongolia’simbalanceof tradewithitslargerneighbour. Historicallytheonlycompetitor toChinainthefareasternmoose marketshasbeenSingaporebutthe tinyislandnationissettoreporta netloss,expectingadecreaseofmore thanfivepercentonlastyear’s50,000 moosecounted.TheheadofSingapore’sAgencyforAgriculture,JingFengLau,explainedtoanincredulousSingaporeanparliamentyesterdaythatbadweatherhadcontributed tothisseason’spoorshowing,most notablywhenacargoof150moose weresweptoutintotheIndianocean inamonsoon. Yetagaintheglobaldemandfor moosewillbemetlargelybythe USandCanada.Therecession-hit Statesistakingcomfortinitsmoose growthfigureswithgrossproduction expectedtobreak700,000andnetexportstogrowby2%.Theworldwide dominanceofCanadashowsnosigns ofabatingthoughwiththisyear’s moosepopulationexpectedtomatch lastyear’srecordfiguresofonehundredmillionbillion. Europe’sriseasaninternational moosepowerwillslowslightlythis yearasaresponsetotheEuropean Union’smovetowardsstandardising theEuropeanmoose.Stringentqualitycontrolsareholdingbackthedevelopmentoftheeasterneuropean populationscomparedtolastyear whentheycontributedsignificantly toeurope’sstronggrowthfigures. Norway,whichisnotanEUmember buthasobserverstatus,strengthed innumbersrelativetotheEuroarea withnumbersofNorweigianmoose, knownlocallyaselk’’expectedtorise forthetenthconsecutiveyear,particularlythankstoastrongshowingin thelastquarter. Asmooseseasonreachesitsclose, researchersworldwideareturningto scienceinanattempttoboostnext year’sfigures.NASAstunnedthe scientificcommunitytodaywiththe announcmentoftheirdiscoverythat themoonissignificantlysmallerthan previouslybelieved.Thisconclusion, whichistheconclusionofatenyearcollaborativeproject,willhave profoundimplicationsforthemoose communityasthegravitationalfield isnowknowntobeoftheright strengthtosupportmooseinorbit. AccordingtoJohnJohnson,head oftheNASAMoonSizingExperimentthefirstdeliveryofmooseinto lowmoonorbitcouldbeachievedas earlyasthethirdquarterofnextyear. Thetechnologytonurturemoosein spaceisavailablenow’’,hesaid,’’all thatisneededispoliticalwill’’.