Mac VS Vudu

[DezNutz]

I'd love to answer you but as I also guessed before, this thread will be filled with your crying. So I won't tell you cause you'll take it as personal insult. I guess your logic that for some piggies are sweet and is your mind getting offended doesn't stand here.. Only for when people insulting me.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

[Captain Mac Snow]

If you don't feel enough embarrassed I mean sure.

[DezNutz]

What's there for me to be embarrassed about?

[Captain Mac Snow]

What's there for me to be embarrassed about?

I mean if you feel good I'm with you bro

[DezNutz]

What's there for me to be embarrassed about?

I mean if you feel good I'm with you bro

So nothing. That's your usual answer anyway.

[Captain Mac Snow]

What's there for me to be embarrassed about?

I mean if you feel good I'm with you bro

So nothing. That's your usual answer anyway.

You want me to tell you what you should be embarrassed about? I mean that's a bait for me throwing personal insults. I'm pretty sure all popcorners see why you should.

[Lil Lola]

Did some one say popcorn? Lol well break out your bags because have I got some shit for y’all!


So the other day I got this interesting message from Dmanwuzhere. He had written that while he and his maties DezNutz and Zephore were pillaging local villages up and down the Grecian coastline, they ran into this ridiculous Grecian ------ who went by the name of Captain MacSnow.

Dman goes on to say that MacSnow got it in his ------ brain to demand shadowood kick him from his guild! Ahahah what a stupid ------. Seems his tricks didn’t work and that VUDU weren’t going to cave to an insignificant fools tirade.

So MacSnow decides to declare war on VUDU after unsuccessfully declaring war on me personally. Dman also wrote he is having a blast and that he thought I would enjoy the latest shit show. He sent me the coordinates and I set sail as fast as possible and landed about 30 miles off the Greek Coastline.

When I got there, I saw the stupidest one man war. The crazy little ------ was flinging his voodoo in all sorts of directions hoping they would stick. He shouts that he is going to attack Dman’s fleets but his aim is way of and hits Getsum’s instead. I could here the bellows of laughter from the decks of Dman’s ship. Zephore and Deznutz were guzzling back cases of rum relaxing and enjoying the circus while counting their endless gold coins and taking inventory of voodoo lost. Minimal damage was done. Dman sent a nice flock of Magpies to do some damage to MacSnow’s minuscule.. Um..chest.. “For funsies” Dman shouts.

I felt an ounce of pity for the little man so I decided maybe he might need a special assist. I hopped aboard his ship and pulled out a giant bag of what the locals call Mary Jane. I rolled him up a cigarette and passed it too him. He seemed to be strung out on something, easily agitated, high energy. Needed something to chill him out. He took it with ease. Didn’t seem to do much because he started to hurl stupid insults at Zephore and Leo about trees and fish. Magic Dust maybe his poison. I figured maybe I needed to bring out big Bertha. MacSnow started to drool when he saw the 3 foot bong. So I packed it tight, Lit it for him and he tried to clear it but it was a little difficult. He was coughing awfully fierce. When he was done he started babbling about seeing God and that’s when I knew my work was done. I then sold him an ounce for 600 credits. Probably could have gotten more he was so shit-faced.

I started to hightail it back to my ships when I heard a crazy cackling. I realized it was my old nemesis Argo crouching in the corner of MacSnow’s ship, muttering that she had pictures of me she was planning to sell for her opium habit, Still chasing that dragon it seems, but sadly turned out to be pics of her own shit stained drawers. ------

I quickly got the hell out of their and returned to my ships to watch the rest of the MacSnow-VUDU war with a bag of popcorn and fat blunt and one of Zephore’s finest rums he sent over. I have a feeling its gonna be one funny ass ride.

Please Refrain from Personal Insults - Dez

[DezNutz]

If you aren't going to follow through and your post was just a personal insult, then why post it.

Your either a giant chicken who doesn't follow through, or you never had anything to begin with and just deflect showing your ass.

[Captain Mac Snow]

Quack quack

Did or Didn't I tell you that when both shut their mouth, Lola will appear?

I mean you asking to insult you Dez if you ask what you should be embarrassed for. I can't help but ignore your question cause we all saw what a whining piece of chicken you are and where you run when you feel scared.

[Admiral Nelson]