The Court details for Zephore's trial.

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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Zephore » Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:42 pm

I don't like this anymore. It seems rigged.
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Henry Avery » Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:44 pm

[quote="Cutpurse] on related matter, how much for front row seats for the hanging? :)[/quote]

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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Zephore » Wed Feb 10, 2021 11:21 pm

Thomas Dreadbolt wrote:
Cutpurse wrote: on related matter, how much for front row seats for the hanging? :)


50 gc


My hanging is that cheap?!
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Henry Avery » Wed Feb 10, 2021 11:24 pm

Scum like you don't deserve an expensive execution.
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Zephore » Wed Feb 10, 2021 11:39 pm

Thomas Dreadbolt wrote:Scum like you don't deserve an expensive execution.


Such a foul mouth. Did you have enough rum today?

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Deemed scum before the trial has even begun? Are you sure I'm the one publishing those libels?
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Meliva » Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:20 am

Don't worry zeph, as a judge, I will be impartial and fair. I say we will test your innocence by using the burning method. We will have you grab a white hot piece of iron with both hands, walk 5 paces, then bandage the wound. If it heals within a few days you are innocent, if not, guilty.

Now granted third degree burns like you will suffer tend to take weeks if not months to heal, but if you are truly innocent, then it should heal faster
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Zephore » Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:23 am

Meliva wrote:Don't worry zeph, as a judge, I will be impartial and fair. I say we will test your innocence by using the burning method. We will have you grab a white hot piece of iron with both hands, walk 5 paces, then bandage the wound. If it heals within a few days you are innocent, if not, guilty.

Now granted third degree burns like you will suffer tend to take weeks if not months to heal, but if you are truly innocent, then it should heal faster
:D


Why do I feel like I've read something like this in a religious story somewhere?
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Argo » Thu Feb 11, 2021 1:06 am

Zephore wrote:
Thomas Dreadbolt wrote:Scum like you don't deserve an expensive execution.


Such a foul mouth. Did you have enough rum today?

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Deemed scum before the trial has even begun? Are you sure I'm the one publishing those libels?


Zephore...dig another hole...

I spake with ye good self only last eve when I questioned ye about said Fleet Declarations and the fact that it is libel to suggest Thomas failed the bar..
That, Sir is plain evil and clearly designed to malign my legal representation.
I said to you at the time, "your lawyer will charge you a lot for that". And you said it was "already included due to monies owed " from another sca....project. Smack. No libel there
. I ask you, Zephore please don't waste the courts time when we begin the trial.
. Good day to you.
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby William one eye » Thu Feb 11, 2021 2:38 am

Let the good lord be thy judge.

I say only the finest of hempen cord be taken to the local parish and blessed.

This man shall then be hung at the gallows with the blessed rope.
If the good lord wills it, said rope may break and his innocence shall be unrefuted.
If said rope fails to break, and poor zeph breaths no more,
we shall check the trousers of the corpse.

If they are soiled we shall know he is guilty.

If they are clean we shall assume that gods grace has taken him.
As you do not go to dwell in the house of the lord with soiled shorts. Im mean really, that would just be rude. Since its is unlikely the lord would welcome an unrepentant guilty man
his innocence shall again be unrefuted.


Schedule could be as follows.

8 am town militia firing squad executes some riff raff.
8:30 am local government officials pass out stale bread to the poor.
9 am faith hanging of zeph
10 am elixer and snake oils sales
11 am we will be tossing bound witch suspects from the sterm of my flagship to see if they float.
High noon drinks at the pub
1pm pubilc collection of plague victims
2pm bury some mostly dead plantation workers.
3pm more drinks at the pub or take a nap
4pm drinks at the pub
5pm make public accsations in the town square
6pm burn any witches that floated.
7pm drinks in the pub.
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Re: The Court details for Zephore's trial.

Postby Henry Avery » Thu Feb 11, 2021 2:49 am

Aye! Plenty of rum, William! That's the ticket!
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