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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Juicypotato » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:33 pm

The volcano erupts and the magical force blows apart with a big explosion!!! The magical force field was so strong that it totally destroyed the volcano and there is nothing left. I surround my concrete hill with an electrical fence that will paralyze anything. I now regain control of the hill!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Xepshunall » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:34 pm

The ghost of Xepshunall returns to the sight of his death where he finds a new "hill", made of concrete as if nature was of no value. He finds Juicylettuce sitting on top of this fake hill worth less than that puny hill that stood here a couple hills ago. He sneaks up under the surface (since it can't be called ground) in front of Juicylettuce and suddenly springs up in front of Juicylettuce. Juicylettuce is scared so much that he runs to the gate and unlocks it, when he finds that it is stuck because it was hastily built while the concrete crew was still present and one of the trucks spilled wet concrete on it on its way out. Fight as he could to pull on the gate, Juicylettuce cannot break it free so he places his feet on the fence and pulls and shakes on the handle with all of his might. Just as the gate begins to budge, Juicylettuce's boot is torn on a bolt of the fence and his skin comes in contact with a point on the other half of the electrical circuit. Juicylettuce is soon a pile of ashes which is offered up to nature by the force of the winds. Such is the will of nature and the result of Karma. The moral of the story: Never replace nature with a purely man-made substitute. It insults nature. Nothing living remains here and nothing living comes for a very long time. The other ghosts of people and creatures killed in the explosion of the volcanic hill come to pay condolences and agree to haunt the dreams of the living ones who once held the hill and as many others as they can find until a replacement is built, of purely natural substance, in memory of all of the hills that once stood where the concrete MOUND stands now. The ghost of Xepshunall sits at the top of the mound of concrete that was called "the hill" and mourns the loss of everything living that was once here, Juicylettuce included as an afterthought. He runs off anyone that comes to profess themselves king of this so-called hill with the mournful speaking, "NO HILL REMAINS, BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME".
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Elwood » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:09 pm

*builds massive taco stand in place of the hill* LUNCH BREAK!!!!!!
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Random pandah » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:34 pm

buys a steak at this taco stand, and gathers all the remaining bones of the worm army and creates a grotesque structure reminiscent of a hill, names it wyrm hill anddeclares this hill cursed for all time, and any non wyrm affiliated shall perish of wyrm-itis
~rawr~


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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Juicypotato » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:49 am

Juicylettuce hires a guy with a big dump truck. I tell him to steal all the worm bones and I sell the worm bones to a dog food company and the dog food company grind up the bones and puts them in dog chow. I become rich and i build a hill of concrete that looks like a tree. So since it looks like a tree nature is ok with it and nobody can haunt me. This time i build an electrical fence that can only shocks living and non-living things from the outside and not from the inside. And since i didnt personally steal the worm bones the worm gods are punishing the poor guy that invaded their property.
hahahahahahahahaha

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Xepshunall » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:24 am

Since no true hill exists thanks to the never-ending efforts of what apparently is an infestation of Juicylettuces who seem to have an affinity for concrete, and despite the honorable efforts of Random pandah who sought to give meaning to the remains of his loyal brigade of mutant worms, a worldwide effort is set into motion by an anonymous benefactor. All available remains of beloved pets who suffered untimely deaths are sent to a large clearing, donated by PETA, where they are carefully positioned and covered with hallowed soil, imported from Israel, blessed by all manner of clergy. The layers are built up until a large hill and cemetery has been completed and sod has been meticulously placed and manicured. At regular intervals, signs are placed around this burial grounds stating that this hill is a cemetery and that none who cause damage to this hill shall have peace for as long as they live nor will they find a final resting place in the afterlife but will be faced wit trials and tribulations for eternity. However, nothing says that someone cannot claim sovereignty here. Ironically the organizations responsible for constructing this blessed hill included a concrete throne at the peak, presumably symbolizing a place for The King of Kings, though nothing substantiates that theory.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Snowy McScruff » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:22 pm

As every one was fighting for the hill JonahSnowy fines a Conviently placed mountain created by a taco shaped nuke and sits back to relax and watch the entertainment.

{ the taco shaped nuke happened a few post earlier by elwood }
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Dr Vegapunk » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:51 pm

as usually the nuke plan was a failure becuz of divine intervention..with all the chaos and hectic happened the god was in rage therefor he sent a lightning cloud over the hill zapping all the people who once desire to take the hill's throne..luckily i was in a panic room..*the sun shine again..i went out of my hideout and collect pandah's and other who tend to be ghost bones then i salt and burned it to makes sure they wont get resurected..all other corpses i splash some holy water..may their souls rest in peace
*the hill is mine
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Snowy McScruff » Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:07 pm

Trafalgar wrote:as usually the nuke plan was a failure becuz of divine intervention..with all the chaos and hectic happened the god was in rage therefor he sent a lightning cloud over the hill zapping all the people who once desire to take the hill's throne..luckily i was in a panic room..*the sun shine again..i went out of my hideout and collect pandah's and other who tend to be ghost bones then i salt and burned it to makes sure they wont get resurected..all other corpses i splash some holy water..may their souls rest in peace
*the hill is mine


the nuke happed 47 post back so it has to have happened or did time go backwards while i was not watching actually 48 now
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Elwood » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:53 pm

if yall dont stop this fight and take a lunch break then imma nuke you
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