True Pirates... Really?

[Noffin]

She ate a turtle

[Shadowood]

She ate a turtle

Turtle Soup is what I heard! Unacceptable!!

[Argo]

She ate a turtle

I dont even know what to say...
My target is lit.
SMH...

I imagine I am the only person to be forced from the mansion in Dominica for eating a turtle for my own survival.
Now I think I know how Trump might feel. I will survive.
And CURSE SW - PURE PIRATE!!!>>>

EDIT: Word has reached me that my baby pirate has been threatened. This is unacceptable! Forget your damned turtle soup! What about my poor baby...terrified out of his mind? ( well .. maybe a little)

This is outrageous behaviour.

[Shadowood]

With an ID # in the 70,000 range... hardly a baby.

To many soft bellied pirates around here. Then you have this Usurper, pretending to be a Pirate Guild Leader. Unbelievable!

[Argo]

My fellow Governor - I see you are a wee displeased. You have a right to be. Maybe we should sit and talk a wee while.
With all due respect what have those turtles done for Dominica that I did not?
Did I not complete my tasks and stay awake on my watch?
Did I not alert ye to potential troubles?
Did I not play fair?
Did I not pay my fees, grow my plantation and support my fellow Governors and King? (btw - does the King know of your treachery unto moi?)

My dear Shadowood, you may have disinformation? I am not a murderer of turtles. Far from it. I have rescued and protected thousands of them in time since.
Yes Sir..I AM ALL FOR TURTLES.
It was a perilous circumstance. I feared for my life. I did indeed sample turtle cooked by the native and age-old traditions.
I, Sir, did not kill any turtles. I have never killed a turtle. I have no intention of killing a turtle.

I ask for forgiveness. Its all I have left.
(There was no soup involved).

[Soliel]

Psst... Argo... grab all the fine seafood while you can...

[Argo]

"psst Soleil (whispers) You grab the others and take it all from NL before I leave - Gov Banger wont notice - he is busy with the draft..."

[Shadowood]

If Argo does not take the black before sunrise of the 3rd day, I will destroy her guildmates for allowing this

[Argo]

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If Argo does not take the black before sunrise of the 3rd day, I will destroy her guildmates for allowing this

Governor Shadowood - Get your head out of the bowels of you MoWs and look out your porthole.!


Pirates Rankings
1 Anne_Bonny
2 SilverShadow
3 The Argonaut
5 Magnus the Red
9. Soleil

Edit: Rankings update.

[DezNutz]

Oh Rankings.