The Pirate Kings Civil War, ZomB v PK v PK

[Sertas]

See majesty feels sorry for the people in PK who are hurt/affected who he personally has no quarrel with other than that he doesn't shed much of a tear. He just hates certain people over there not every single person in PK. But i think he wouldn't be too bummed out if he got some good raids off them.

[Rolando]

Majesty feels bad for some in PK, is that why he sends his minions to attack us? Not me and those he hates among us, but our peaceful traders. Majesty should save his pity for himself and those he uses to fulfill his impossible dreams. Some of ZomB claim profits are their only aim, perhaps choose a more profitable enterprise because thus far it has cost, and will cost Majesty and his forces more than ever you will take. Here' s another fact about your illustrious leader. He once had the most fleets in all of Avonmora, an expansive trade empire, he was feared, even respected by some. Now he has one fleet, a guild he named after one he was expelled from, and has you and your fellows arguing for him. Tell me has he profited?

[Grogggy]

No one sent me to attack anyone. I simply look for large, fat merchant activity--surprisingly more times than not that lead to some supposed fear inspiring PK officer.

Boy, for a supposed pirate guild, you guys sure do a lot of hawking....

I'm sure Maj can stick up for himself about your ancient history fetish, right now I'm too busy banking all this PK cash:)

Oh if anyone want to join an actual pirate guild, a place where you are free to generate your OWN targets, ZomB is actually a vibrant creative place. Don't buy the hype!

[Grogggy]

ps anyone can do star wars, you missed the awesome Apocolypse Now reference:)

[Rolando]

Ironic choice of words Apocalypse Now. However, I too enjoy the smell of napalm, or in our case gunpowder, in the morning.

[Grogggy]

"The horror, the horror..."

And I choose to cite the original Joseph Conrad...although a PK Admiral is saying the same thing tonight.

[Grogggy]

And if CJ or any develpers read this drivel, as cool as Rolando's speed attack is [props] it leaves you with what appears to be a permanent "1 new event" in your toolbar.

While I happen to think this "scarlett letter" is a badge of honor, perhaps this little glitch could get fixed so I could monitor my demise properly, I'd apprecitate it:)

[Big Brother]

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're sailin'
With Long John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook
Scourge of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here lanyards
With our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty
What say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't like it"
"You don't like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance

"You want to sing and dance, heh
You don't like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and pearls
Gold doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's chest
And I just happen to know where
How about that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't like it"
"You don't like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't want it"
"He don't want it"
"And I won't do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted pirate ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you little twit!
So you don't like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't like it"
"And you don't want no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't want it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't want it"
"Well, what do you want
As if I didn't already bleein' know?"
"I want to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and dance
I said, we'll all sing and dance
Or you'll walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
("You hear the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I like it, I like it"
"I kinda like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

"I don't like rum"
"You don't like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a little Perrier"

"A little Perrier?"
"With a lime in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you have any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the soup today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that right?
Those French make everything so hard
Why didn't they just call it a bun?"

[Rolando]

There's a laddie howlin' at the main topmast,
Our Captain comes from Spain.
His anger is slow but his cannons fast,
he feeds us bread of fine Chalkos grain.
He's got the name of all his enemies curse,
our pet monkey wears a sailor's clothes.
Our raids end with us plundering the enemy's purse,
where the monkey got 'em from, God only knows.
It's up aloft that yard must go,
up aloft from down below.
We'll haul 'em high and let 'em dry,
we'll trice 'em up into the sky.
Lowlands, me boys, and up she goes,
get changed, me boys, into your raiding clothes.

[Grogggy]

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
She cleaned PK ships with a bucket.
They treated her real bad,
But soon they will be sad,
When her SOL raids their last ducat!