Fantasy Draft V Voting Poll!

[DezNutz]

Team OneEye touched me inappropriately late one night in St. Martins, don't vote for these creeps #metoo

And they complain about me kicking puppies, kittens, and babies. And stealing their lolipops.

Just horrible.


VOTE PSYCHODAD

[Lefty]

I would like to present this synopsis of Team Cutpurse . I believe its pretty clear of the team's future success with observations like these.

Cutpurse
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Shadowood
I hope when he inevitably chokes to death on gummy bears people just say he was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Tom Lowe
Did you know that Tom Lowe is so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, he can train pirates to stand on the very edge of the dock and throw him fish?

trixikilikili
Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go.

Admiral Nelson
I don't understand why people get attacked by sharks. Can they not hear the music?

Kangaroo
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Sir Agnar of Audun
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Anomander Rake
Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them...

SilverShadow
Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like pirates

LuckyDube
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...

CGoody
There's no "I" in "team" but there are 5 in "individual brilliance"

[Jack Teach]

#MeTOO Daddy

Epic

[William one eye]

But it still not to late to cast your vote for Team One Eye

[The Preacher]

As the voting closes and our agents fish up more compromising pics of the vices of the opposition, and line up celebrities to endorse us(we got Scooby gang and Duck dodgers, but we should have 007 pose for us before the end) we take a more sober view at the teams.

I would have liked to see, if BlackSparrow had to line a dream team who would he have chosen. But if not him, then William is the one who seemed to be the best observer of players. And he was. Got those with cards; then the talent and speed to use fighting ships well, and then the technique(B.Sparrow and pulpop) He even got those who work the forums, that's covering all bases.


Then team caladan. No philosophy, but he played the draft well, as players who line up to get picked into teams. Pick the biggest and most known first, before anyone gets them. Then make do with what you have and hope for the best. His early picks were impressive, once you have davinci and caladan, you nearly have won. But as it is said in the books, "but one sinner kills much good"
Not much philosophy here, except maybe the bit done by Amiral Nelson, see above.

Team Yosarian. Team Tudor. Explained his philosophy perfectly, it's the traders stolid way. Though some of the players picked are not at all suitable for that philosophy.

Team cutpurse. He explained the way of thinking himself. Can't really comment, beyond tomlowe's magnificent contribution. That bit about 5 I's in individual brilliance, has sure got me thinking and thinking, of the manifold meanings of the words.

Team psychodad. If you hate and fear them, get them onto your side. Many guilds and alliances are based on these unspeakable bases.

So, if you got wrecked on a desert island, who would you have with you? The team that not only would help you survived, but even sally forth to wreak terror on the surrounding lands. I think, definitely not ss joker, that would end up like Lord of the Flies.

So William did a great all round job, covering all bases. But of course many people just vote for friends, without regarding the spirit of the fantasy, so that's that. As writ in Proverbs, "i saw under the sun, the race is not to the swift, nor riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to the wise but to all happens chance"
It was fun atleast.

[William one eye]

Someone asked me who i would have picked if I could have picked anyone. With no constraint resulting from picks of other players.

I knew starting in 5th spot certain players would get taken, so they were not really considered on my list of top choices.

If i were picking purely with no constraints,
Not having to work around other captains picks.
I am not certain exactly what it would look like.
Probably not much different.

In my opinion picking has to be approched from the angles of merit, vote draw or both.

I went for merit over vote draw. Thought about trying for both merit and vote draw but decided you end up with a team that has no logical structure. I could not bring myself to assemble a team to just get vote draw becuase of popularity. I wanted a team i was proud of.

I got exactly that.

William One Eye:
1. Black Sparrow
2. Pulpop
3. Feniks
4. Dejanira
5. xXMontyXx
6. JuicyP
7. Dark Wolfie
8. Lana
9. El Baboso
10. Alkobra

If you have not yet voted I would love to get your vote in support of Team One Eye.

[PFH]

Remember the one eye is blinded without the second. Why choose that when they can only see one side of their team and not from two perspectives

Vote team caladan today, as we have eyes and sights on every side

[Poppy]

But it still not to late to cast your vote for Team One Eye

Black Sparrow rum is the best, but the hangover stings worse then C. Vane...

[Noffin]

My personal favorite

[Meliva]

We currently have some breaking news!

Caladan's team has recently discovered the fountain of youth, the lost city of atlantis, and found Waldo after years of him hiding. Any voter who wishes to visit and see these fabulous discoveries need only to vote for team Caladan! You can be young forever, or see the great city of Atlantis, or finally tell waldo you found him before socking him in the face for wasting years of your life looking for him! Vote now!!!