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Re: Australia

Postby Meliva » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:41 am

pretty sure they actually know dropbears aren't real, and that their just playing around. Besides, everyone knows the real greatest danger in Australia are the emus. Bloody birds won a war you know :D
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Re: Australia

Postby D00T » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:03 am

Meliva wrote:pretty sure they actually know dropbears aren't real, and that their just playing around. Besides, everyone knows the real greatest danger in Australia are the emus. Bloody birds won a war you know :D

The mighty Emus had easily decimated Australia’s three men army.
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Re: Australia

Postby Meliva » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:07 am

Space wrote:
Meliva wrote:pretty sure they actually know dropbears aren't real, and that their just playing around. Besides, everyone knows the real greatest danger in Australia are the emus. Bloody birds won a war you know :D

The mighty Emus had easily decimated Australia’s three men army.



you know, its funny how so many people think of decimate as destroying a good chunk, when in reality it stands for taking away one tenth-which isn't really very much. But thinking of it that way, decimating a 3 man army, would mean you took out .3 soldiers. So wonder which soldier lost his legs in the battle :P
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Re: Australia

Postby D00T » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:15 am

Meliva wrote:
Space wrote:
Meliva wrote:pretty sure they actually know dropbears aren't real, and that their just playing around. Besides, everyone knows the real greatest danger in Australia are the emus. Bloody birds won a war you know :D

The mighty Emus had easily decimated Australia’s three men army.



you know, its funny how so many people think of decimate as destroying a good chunk, when in reality it stands for taking away one tenth-which isn't really very much. But thinking of it that way, decimating a 3 man army, would mean you took out .3 soldiers. So wonder which soldier lost his legs in the battle :P

If you count the Lewis guns, then it would be 0.5, and one of the guns jammed, so there is your casualty.
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Re: Australia

Postby Zephore » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:43 am

Lachlan wrote:
Agnar of Audun wrote:What are they then? I've heard they're the dangerous kind of koalas. And they drop from trees. And they're bears. Drop bears!

Astragek and Accountant have both called them drop bears! I take their word for it. Drop bears, their name be.

They are called Koala's and I should know because I live in Australia


Totally aware, no such thing as drop bears, and the only "variant" is koalas as we know them :P

Meliva wrote:pretty sure they actually know dropbears aren't real, and that their just playing around. Besides, everyone knows the real greatest danger in Australia are the emus. Bloody birds won a war you know :D


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