Role Play-Harvest in Hannes

[DezNutz]

You bet you was what?

[Jack Teach]

*it*

[Meliva]

A loud noise can be heard outside. A large group of very loud and very drunk spanish sailors are currently having an argument with an equally large and drunk group of English sailors. Both sides are accusing the others of various acts-spying, lying cheating, and beings assholes. It looks like a large fight is about to break out. Carl eagerly stands up and starts heading outside. Meadow looks curious.

So which side do you plan to join.

Carl looks confused.

My side of course. I plan to fight everyone out there. You wanna join Jack, you can be on my side too, the winning side.

Meadow looks a tad worried as she looks outside.

Mate, I admit your easily one of the toughest men I have ever met, but that is a lot of people to fight and you already took a bit of a beating.

Carl hands her his money as he starts walking to the door.

Ill be fine. Worst case scenario i get knocked out. Just hold on to my gold while i have some fun.

Carl heads out just as the fighting begins, and he quickly starts attacking English and Spaniards alike.

[Jack Teach]

Jack jumps up and runs out the door, pointing a pistol at the English, ready to shoot

[Meliva]

The english sailors are shocked that someone would point a gun at them, one yelling that the Spaniards are even bigger cowards then they thought, bringing weapons to a fist fight, and the English take their weapons out quickly, the Spaniards doing the same. Carl whispers to Jack a bit worried

Mate, you just made this situation a lot worse then it was gonna be, I think I'm gonna head back in now. A fist fight is fun, but a gun fight isn't my cup of tea.

Before Carl goes back in all the men are pointing weapons at eachother, when the guards show up aiming their weapons too. Everyone is eyeing eachother, as the guards begin trying to talk the people down. Carl whispers to Jack they should head back inside before shooting starts and hope the guards are successful.

[Jack Teach]

Jack turns carl

No mate, this was going to descend into a fight with swords and guns anyway, they've all got at least a knife.

Jack sticks his pistol in the air.

Gentleman! First of all, I'm not Spanish, I'm English. Secondly...

jack fires the pistol

What is the meaning of this? Surely you men have a non-violent way of solving this problem ay? Are you not both spies and fools?

Jack puts his pistol away and draws his sword.

Now, I have a solution: select one man from each group with sword, these two will fight, and whoever wins, that side is good, whilst the other side is bad savvy? Or, each side could send two men to fight me at once, whomsoever side does better, is not a spy or a liar. Savvy?

[DezNutz]

Eric finishes his rum, stumbles out the front of the tavern, stands next to Carl and Jack, undoes his pants, and starts pissing toward the crowd. Eric yells out.

Look I got me gun out too.

[Meliva]

The Spaniards and English look with disgust and rage at these 3 men. One English man shouts.

I say we kill these 3 fools, then we fight each other.

Several Spaniards shout in agreement and the English and Spaniard begin pointing their weapons at them. The guards shout for everyone to stop, but the rum and hate has clearly clouded everyone's mind. Carl quickly shouts as loud as he can while pointing towards the harbor.

MY LORD THAT FRENCH FLEET IS ABOUT TO BOMBARD THE HARBOR!

Carl whispers run to Jack and Eric, as every man, both English, Spanish and guard quickly look in fear and worry at the harbor, to see nothing. When they turn back Carl is gone-whether Jack and Eric followed he didn't check.

[Jack Teach]

Jack follows

Son of a Bi..

[DezNutz]

Eric yanks up his pants and charges the closest man to him, spearing him in the chest. The impact causes the man to flail widely and fire off his shot, striking a man across from him. In the panic, everyone starts to fire their pistols while Eric lays on the ground.

Shots ring out like crazy as men on both sides drop from their wounds.