Role Play-Harvest in Hannes

[Jack Teach]

jack chuckles and puffs on his pipe. Although he wears clean and nice clothes, they're not quite as fancy as what the nobles wear.

That's a matter of opinion.

[DezNutz]

Eric grabs a drink from a table. As he moves back towards Meadow, Eric sees a table with a wealthy family sitting around it. Eric looks over to Meadow.

You want them upset, watch this.

Eric heads over to the table with the family. Seated at the table is a man, his wife, and 3 young daughters that appear to be about 10, 15, and 16. Eric leans over the table between the man and his wife, points at the youngest girl, and in the creepiest voice he can muster says

How much for the little girl?

The family is taken back by the comment and express pure shock on their faces. Eric points at all the women.

The women, how much for the women?

The man slightly angered reponds

What?

Eric continues

Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters, sell them to me. Sell me your children.

The man in disgust

How dare you?

Eric chuckles and returns over to Meadow

[Jack Teach]

jack face palms

Oh bugger, this'll definitely turn out well.

[Meliva]

Meadow just laughs softly.

Oh that was priceless.

Meadow hears some trumpets and immediately rolls her eyes. A man steps forward and announces that his Lordship Governor Nero Tiberius is arriving. A short, plump man comes walking down the stairs, 2 beautiful young women on both sides, and him dressed in a fancy outfit loaded with fine jewels. Many lords and nobles rush forward offering praises and exchanging pleasentries. She whispers to Jack, Eric and Carl.

Its crap like this that makes me hate these people. No one here likes that pompous oaf-but because they want to elevate their status, they all become sycophantic brown nosing weasels. Can't trust a word these people say. Compliment you when your useful, then stab your back when your not.

Carl looks at the man, asks a servant where the nearest bathroom is. he walks past Eric and whispers ill top ya mate. A few moments later Carl comes rushing out the bathroom, naked, with a bucket, he runs up to the governor, tosses feces onto him, and shouts at the top of his lungs as he leaps onto a table.

MY NAME IS CAPTAIN CARL CARLSON, AND I WANNA KNOW IF ANY OF YOU BROWNNOSERS CAN GO TOE TO TOE WITH ME.

The governor curses in rage as he quickly begins to leave, the other nobles aghast as they begin to back away from this lunatic. Meadow breaks out laughing, doubling over as tears well up in her eyes.

Oh lord, this is the best party ever. I oughta hire you fellas as my permanent escorts. Wont be a dull party ever again.

[Jack Teach]

Jack takes some steak on a plate and watches the spectacle.

Why the hell am I the sane one?

[D00T]

Raven, promoted to a noble recently, sees Jack, he walks over
Crazy party huh?

[Jack Teach]

Jack stares in disbelief

You have no idea.

[DezNutz]

Eric moves over to Jack and Raven

Get over yourself and have some fun. If you think this is crazy, you haven't seen nothing.

[Jack Teach]

Jack looks about

Well, I usually behave myself, I usually just mingle with nobility, just tell stories...

Jack walks over to a noblewoman, he whispers something in her ear, she swings a hand at him, he ducks. Her hand hits another man and a fight breaks out. Jack walks over and fetches some wine, laughing

[Meliva]

Carl is now fighting off several guards, beating them back with his fists while laughing. He even picks one up and tosses him out a window. A dozen more guards come rushing towards him, and he quickly darts away laughing. The governor comes back, having cleaned himself off. He roars to the guests.

Who brought that lunatic to this party. I will have you hung.

Meadow shouts to him.

I did ya pompous oaf.

The governor glares at her in rage. As he turns and heads over to the buffet and begins stuffing his mouth. Several more sycophants come and start kissing up to him, while meadow just smiles, as she hears carl causing a ruckus upstairs. She says quietly to the others.

You know, I owe the people at Panselo SO bloody much. Its cause of them I got to become a noble. And because of them that pompous oafs like him can't do crap about me no matter what I do. Downside is I'm more or less forced to come to these boring parties. I been trying hard to get myself out of them by causing trouble. Hopefully this gets me out of the invite list. You know, I actually tried to invite Ellen and Emily to the party here, but I suppose due to Ellen's demise Emily isn't in a partying mood. last party I brought her too, she covered half the nobles in blood and tricked them into thinking Satan showed up to claim their souls. They all went home with soiled breaches. Oh god that was a good party.

Meadow stands up and grabs another bottle of wine and starts drinking. She turns to the others.

Hey, lets go eat some of the food before governor porky eats it all. After that we can crash the ballroom dancing in the other room.