VUDU vs MERC - Official War Declaration

[Dmanwuzhere]

[Most Lee Harmless]

Lots of paragraphs : not enough jokes : the Kraken are bored.

[Haron]

I'm sorry your krakens are bored, Danik. Here is the kind of story I expect you want:


The attack on Banger

Rumor had it that Banger had left the seas. We were not so certain, though, as we had seen him lurking about. And even if he HAD quit – was it not better that WE took his ships, than that VUDU took them at a later time? We thought so.

And so we planned our raid. His set up was not well defended, and he had several ships worth stealing. At the decided time, several members of the T’zak Ryn joined forces to make the final plans, and start preparations. Like most major T’zak Ryn operations, this was all teamwork. That’s our major strength, after all.

And so the first round of FFJs hit Banger, and as expected, his fleets did not light up, as they were all stationary. While we waited for the next hour, our fleets got in position, and those ships that needed softening up were hit by fire ships or krakens.

Then, BAM! All his fleets light up. His traders go down, one by one, and his treasury drops fast. A few ravages later, and his treasury is just where we want it to be. So now we hit his weakest point: A single SoL in a fleet, all alone. His treasury reaches zero fast, and the ship is ours. Severly damaged, it’s sold off to the shipwright as fire wood.

The raid goes on. Several ambushes later, when the smoke clears, a total of eleven SoLs from five different fleets are in T’zak Ryn hands, along with some frigates and large frigates.

During wars, we are willing to do raids without profit, as long as we hurt the target more than it costs us. We did one such raid during the T’zak Ryn – Ayes war, where we ended at around break even, costing the target three SoLs. In the Banger case, though, we made a huge profit. In terms of profit to cost ratio, this is perhaps one of the best raids we have done, and that during war time against an enemy. A good day for the T’zak Ryn. This raid actually covers around half our total expenses in the war so far.

And so ends the tale of how Banger lost his ships.

[Most Lee Harmless]

The Kracken are mildly entertained : being creatures of simple needs then a tale of death, destruction, loss and woe was always bound to please.
But the Dread Lord Danik is far harder to satisfy, as Miss Fifi can attest : more jokes, puns and lavatory humor is needed : so, 3/10 : must try harder!

[Dmanwuzhere]

lol half the cost means your math is as incorrect as your story but they are your stories and math so do continue with your jester duties as I am entertained easily.

[DezNutz]

[Dmanwuzhere]

[Mugiwara]

and some other suddenly risen from the dead outside of merc players but i digress)

I too find it odd that as soon as this "action" starts, accounts that have long been inactive, suddenly rise up and start throwing around voodoo, skirmishing us, and plunder board hits.
........ must just be a coincidence though

based on my conversations with dman i know he talking about me as a dead player. i dont know if feniks fully talking about me but he may also partly pointing me aswell. im not gonna support your conspiracies. i dont really care what you are into. just i will explain a few things so you may get it which i doubt(because dman always like to assume:) ).

i started to play again at 27.11.2017 and when i got a few level 1 frigates from market leveled them asap put them in a fleet and checked plunder board. and i saw jakoma(merc) and hit him few times than i skirmished others aswell in vasburg. after that i checked port battles to find a grenadian target to hit him so i could drop my flag i found tormund's fleets in hannes and sent my only fleet to there hit him and became pirate after that i saw shadowood lighten up in hannes and hit him when i saw his trade fleets. i targeted his fleets because i gained more than skirmishes and my 3 frig fleet couldnt beat others.

im lazy guy im not like before at present i have two fleets one in vaasburg(heading to aiora) one in hannes. i dont have voodoos to light up someone properly aswell. you can ask dman and pro they got ball reports. so if you guys can light up merc members in those ports i will hit them too. if you wont gonna light them you cant blame me for only hitting shadowood. because he is always lighten up in hannes. easy gold for me no need to travel around with only two fleets and try to find other targets. when hannes will dry i may look for other ports aswell.


Mugiwara...

[sXs]

No I am not talking about you Mugi.

[Shadowood]

Welcome back Mugi. Thanks for clearing my danger.