Banger farewell party

[DezNutz]

My apologies, I did digress into the US a bit..

Back to Dez's butt hurt situation..

Have you tried Penaten Medical Cream? It's standard for diaper rash and other uncomfortable bottom problems. At least that's what the Internet says.

Can't say I didn't try to help you find a solution .

How can I be butthurt about you being butthurt. That makes no sense Vane.

The UK's predicament and your reaction are classic butthurt. Me being concerned for my nation and trying to prevent it, doesn't make me butthurt. Yes I lost a lot, but so what. I can rebuild. The UK apparently couldn't and deemed it necessary to cry and proclaim their butthurt and subsequent temper tantrum in the forums. Oh well.

As for your remedy that you found online I don't think it will help you or the UK, but I did read that if you take the ___ out of your ___ you will find that it hurts a lot less.

[Admiral Nelson]

Selling tickets to watch Avery at his best. That would be fun.

I will take this as a compliment... Think it is but could be mistaken. Thank you

I am sure if you cast a spy report on Charles Vane or his crew, you may find the true definition of a pirate. (Not saying you should, but giving an example).

A pirate is a player with no active ships or fleets?

I am on about when hes actually pirating... Guessing hes being a bit of a witch doctor at the moment or something...

[Mephistopheles]

Oh it is a compliment. Like I said it is pure boredom I'm leaving. Have enjoyed talking with many in game including you. I didn't get where I am today without everyone's advice, support, and suggestions. It's been a lot of fun. But as stated earlier there's nothing left to accomplish as a merchant for me and I am not up to being a pirate. Too lazy

[Shadowood]

Oh it is a compliment. Like I said it is pure boredom I'm leaving. Have enjoyed talking with many in game including you. I didn't get where I am today without everyone's advice, support, and suggestions. It's been a lot of fun. But as stated earlier there's nothing left to accomplish as a merchant for me and I am not up to being a pirate. Too lazy

I hope to see you return someday.