The proud yet charmingly dysfunctional nation of Bahrain hereby declares itself a Pirate Nation.
Having recently exercised a peaceful and mainly disinterested path amongst the nations of Avonmora, Bahrain reaches back into its dim, shady and inglorious past and re-awakens its earlier port ambitions : herewith, Bahrain will attack, undermine and generally make a damn nuisance of itself regarding any and all ports, nations or travel bureaux, as it sees fit.
We seek no glory, no flags flying above some rat-ridden, flea-infested hell-hole, just the long slow drip of destruction and chaos.
Then again, we might just get drunk and admire the camels grazing on the sand dunes.
Who knows?