Logics?

[William Pitt]

Guys I have questions...

If Cinderella shoe fit perfectly...why did it drop off in the first place?
Why does our nose run but our feet smell?
What happens if I scare my mom half to death twice?
If Jesus walked on water,does that mean he can swim on land?
If I try to fail and I succeed which one did I do?

[William Pitt]

Pizza box is a square,the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle? :O

[Meliva]

Guys I have questions...

If Cinderella shoe fit perfectly...why did it drop off in the first place?
Why does our nose run but our feet smell?
What happens if I scare my mom half to death twice?
If Jesus walked on water,does that mean he can swim on land?
If I try to fail and I succeed which one did I do?

In order from first to last
1-considering it had no laces I'm surprised she managed to keep them on as long as she did. Also that they didn't break and mess up her feet.
2-God was a bit drunk when he was making those parts.
3-She would probably ground you, or give you a whooping.
4-Yes he can, and he can also climb through air.
5-You succeded at failing, since you failed at failing.

Thank you, ill be here all day. Seriously, some lunatic dragged me here and chained me down, send for help

[Jeanne de Clisson]

A Private has general quarters &

A General has private quarters

[Grimrock Litless]

Pizza box is a square,the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle? :O

The Pizza box is cuboid, the pizza is a cylinder, the slice is a half eaten brain tumour with a hint of truffle butter.

[William Pitt]

Is the S or the C in scent silent?
Is sand called sand because it's between the Sea and lAND?
Why are babies in the whom for 9 months but is not 9 months old when born...?
Why can people die in the Living room?
Why dont your lips separate when you say touch and touch when you say separate?
If I crash a car on purpose is it still an accident?

[PFH]

If 9 x anything always reverts back to 9 (Ex: 9x4 = 36 3+6 = 9), then does nine equal everything and nothing? (Ex: 9 x 0 = 0)

[William Pitt]

IF you are waiting on the waiter arent you the waiter?

[PFH]

To expect the unexpected is where the unexpected is expected right?

[Howell Davis]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway...

We put something in a car and call it a shipment, put it on a ship and it's cargo...

When a timer or alarm "goes off", it actually goes on....