Kaptain's Day Contest

[Kart]

I will give a full explanation of my cannon count after the prize has been given.

I wish the winner would contact me soon.

[Most Lee Harmless]

I cant contact you, you put me on block after complaining about all the begging letters!

[Kart]

And rightfully so Danik. lol

[Most Lee Harmless]

really, you are far too sensitive.. it was only ten begging letters.... daily... for a month...

BTW My dear sainted aged, infirmed, visually-impaired and increasingly senile grandmother is still lacking water-proof shoes which is a real burden when she sets out each morning to ford the local river to to fetch fresh milk and bread for my breakfast : have you no heart?

[Mephistopheles]

Am I supposed to contact you, Kart?

[Captain meow]

well Kart already knows where to find me

[Kart]

Danik, I will be glad to make your grandmother a loan so she can better prepare herself. It will be at a very favorable interest rate....for me.

[Admiral Nelson]

*Takes Letter from amil box, Carefully reads through it* AAAHHHH Heck it's just another letter from Pirates Clearing House telling me, I MAY have won a million doubloons a year for the rest of my life, and for 5 generations of my descendants.

Take the chance! I won a free donkey, it only cost me my house!

[Mephistopheles]

Got an ass and it only cost you your home. Sounds like a marriage.