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[Bigtea47]

Title says it all.
Here is one to start.

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

[not a pirate]

"Why are all pirate jokes so cheesy?

THEY JUST ARRRR!"

[ChaIbaud]

Title says it all.
Here is one to start.

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

My wife never likes that one.. a waste of turns!

[not a pirate]

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

[DezNutz]

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a ship wheel coming out of his pants. Out of curiosity the bartender asks the pirate "you are aware that there is a wheel coming out of your pants right?!?" To which the pirate replies "ayyyy it be drivin' me nuts"

[not a pirate]

My wife has heard the other two, but not that one

[Most Lee Harmless]

How many pirates does it take to tile a bathroom?

Depends how thin you slice them...

[Most Lee Harmless]

Juicy the Pirate got an STD.

He couldnt tell if he was coming or going...

[Grapefruit]

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes/top20?pg=2

[DezNutz]

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes/top20?pg=2

Would have been funnier if the parrot said crap, poop, or sh!t. Pee is sterile. I'd be more worried about the alcohol craps he is going to have.