(Forum War)-AyeCappy vs World

[Spastic]

Ancient religion, They're one of the youngest guilds in the game..

[Mohammed]

Otherwise, without us, you'd have a swinging game called "Accountant's Glory."
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[Captain dungeness]

1) I will not do any business with ZomB members, especially related to voodoo, gold or ships.
2) [Voodoo Business] Accounts for players in ZomB are set to zero.
3) I will certainly not pay you to plunder my guildmates.

I kept my voodoo business open longer than I should have and you showed me that you want to use the ships I gave you to plunder my mates. So I am no longer offering my ships or gold.

I will pay no head to your threat and your usual misinformation. My allies have only grown stronger due to this ZomB war. PK relations have never been stronger. SHM has even cooperated with Spain royalty to fight this war. It's quite a sight to see him gritting his teeth and keeping a positive tone in a war chatroom with Spain guys.

I would be very surprised to hear even one person who believes that I have suffered any significant losses from ZomB's attempts.

You have an entertaining way of describing the current state of HELM and myself but it is full of the usual misinformation. It is obvious that you and your guild needed my business more than anyone else in Avonmora. You didn't listen when I told you I would cut you off if you continued to raid HELM.

[Grogggy]

Hmm, a little scattered, but then again you are falling apart...

1) We can cut economic ties completely with your service IF
2) Accounts for players in Zom B are fully restored
3) No one is asking you to pay for our plunder, simply do not seize our accounts (an act of piracy itself) over HELM matters. If u personally are attacked in the future, you may seize that player's account only.

No one is asking you for reparations, simply to restore the status quo from before the war and to do business in a more politically neutral fashion going forward.

No way you want to see shift 3--it will make the Xep onslaught you unleashed on me seem like a shower of rice at a virgin wedding.

-AYECAPPY
ZomB Underboss

If anyone has an approximation formula for the gold cost of voodoo cards, I could give you a nice figure of your expendetures/costs to date Cap...even without such a device I am confident in 9 figure single day losses from yesterday alone. But of course, and as usual, you ignore the costs to your footsoldiers in HELM.

While we are playing our usual fun Math games, what is the approx gold value of a regular, experienced guildmember with capital ship fleets? I note your warm and fuzzy people skills extend to your own most trusted confidants, imagine driven into the arms of PK...you must be swell at the HELM Christmas Party!

[Grogggy]

Ancient religion, They're one of the youngest guilds in the game..

I was quoting star wars, of course the person who says it gets the dark side invisi-choke:)



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I see the eagle has landed back in his flock, so sweet and tender a reunion...at what price to morale?

My theory is "running into the arms of PK" turned out to be running straight into that eye-boob thing of Rolando's...ick!


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12 hours have stretched to 24--Is this a sign you are diplomatically minded or a run up to your usual creaky general attacks? We've had a Xanadu probe, a delt attack, a JOE BOOT OUTRAGE (cause you so cozy w/ PK now, you can take collective responcibility just like you dole out collective economic punishments, an actual Nazi tactic)...and yet steady is the hand on the trigger over here.

We await clarification of your motives, sirs. Is it to be peace and economic freedom or war, pestulance and famine? Are we to be peacemakers and walk sainted amongst men, or is it to cry havok and unleash the dogs of war!!!!!!!!

[Grogggy]

And I'm sorry Spastic, but that box is getting crowded and messy. No one has posted anything since I did last anyway...

Plus this is clearly a new development--while Captain Dungeness's now second largest fleet in the game sits idle (close to being third largest), I personally found this tidbit entertaining:

Most Profitable Fleet Yesterday: Till by AyeCappy 182,000 total profit

See kids that's how you taunt happy funball--while I pirate you into oblivion, I'm out trading better than you ever did.

Burrrrn, baby burrrn:)

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For our brave fallen comrade, destined to rise from the ashes, a phoenix of fury:

Soldier Of Love lyrics by Sade.

I've lost the use of my heart
But I'm still alive
Still looking for the life
The endless pool on the other side
It's a wild wild west
I'm doing my best

I'm at the borderline of my faith,
I'm at the hinterland of my devotion
In the frontline of this battle of mine
But I'm still alive

I'm a soldier of love.
Every day and night
I'm soldier of love
All the days of my life

I've been torn up inside (oh!)
I've been left behind (oh!)
So I ride
I have the will to survive

In the wild wild west,
Trying my hardest
Doing my best
To stay alive

I am love's soldier!

I wait for the sound
(oooh oohhh)

I know that love will come (that love will come)
Turn it all around

I'm a soldier of love (soldier of love)
Every day and night
I'm a soldier of love
All the days of my life

I am lost
But I don't doubt (oh!)
So I ride
I have the will to survive

In the wild wild west,
Trying my hardest
Doing my best
To stay alive

I am love's soldier!

I wait for the sound

I know that love will come
I know that love will come
Turn it all around

I'm a soldier of love
I'm a soldier

[Grogggy]

I thought it was pretty clear we had declared a cease fire to parley, Capt D even graced us here with his presence...

But no, yet another cowardly night attack. Sigh, good people of HELM, I'm sorry for that which you allow to determine your game destiny.

A light raid now and then was so bad to endure? Now you must be thrown ill equiped, with large merchant navies, into a shooting war?

I feel confident the record shows that Zom B has led a responcible campaign for economic justice, allowed for ample opportunities to negotiate, has waged war in a reasoned fashion--our conscience is clear, our hearts stout, our minds strong and as sharp as the daggars betwixt our teeth!

TO WAR!!!!!

[Captain Eagle]

Groggy do you have a real life???

[SSR]

Groggy do you have a real life???

More than most of you

[Grogggy]

I work from home, Eagle, but yeah I do spend way too much time as my wife would say, "playing with those #&^%$(@(*^ pirates!!!"

I do notice Eagle that you spent your evening following Cap D around sweeping up his leftovers. Isn't this nice, Burt and Ernie are together again. I can understand why you would make a big show of helping out in the war effort, even coming on here to profess (in admittedly feeble form) loudly your disdain for me.

It is probably a very good idea for you to do these things, you know, assauge the boss. How did it feel to cast all that voodoo helping to try and save his dying empire of baubles? All those cards and turns down the the drain helping a bitter old man, and how does he repay you? Besmirches your good name to your guildmates and casts you out to rummage with the alley dogs.

So I understand why you must do these things, Captain Eagle, and I don't hold it against you. Besides, that tip on Warchest really paid off...