(Forum War)-AyeCappy vs World

[Grogggy]

Sounds fair, Mohammed, I'll take a break....


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At least till the next momentous event. You have only your boss man Rolando Stiffneck to blame for this post. He positively sprinted on here the day he put me on the top 10 Battle Losses list.

So of course, when I achieve number 5 on the Top 10 Battles Won list, especially over his henchperson's Princess and Joe Boot, you bet I'm going to post it.

Total Battles Won
# Name Battles
1. Rolando de Sandoval 5768
2. The Pirate King 3851
3. ^..^ 2788
4. King of Wherewithal 2295
5. AyeCappy 1782
6. Joe_Boot 1781
7. Princess 1715
8. Capt. Johnny Walker 1615
9. juicypotato 1531
10. Captain Da Vinci 1502

You won't have to hear any more about it, I doubt I'll never catch Doom:)

[Rolando]

Well its nice to see your not obsessing

[Grogggy]

If you want to talk about obssession, it was an early morning at PK, HELM, ATC, & TMN today:)

Thank god you guys attacked, I was afraid you might actually bore us to death!

The Zom B concept proves MAJ brilliant once again, 5 houses vs us, minimal damage.

Personally, of course, I’m thrilled--it takes a villiage apparently to discipline an unrully child, and honestly I think its a great honor to be cast on by so many established players all at once; I have trully arrived.

It’s actually been great for business to have so many HELM fleets available for plunder! I hope you guys don’t accept our simple demand of economic freedom for all and free cap d’s business, because frankly, war is just grand for us pirates:)

Meanwhile, you guys lose collectively hundreds of millions of dollars a day in lost trading revenue. It took you nearly a week to launch a laughably pathetic counter attack (we particularly love when you voodoo’ed up our banned players, duh) and we are just getting warmed up.

So please please, no negotiations, this is just too fun!!!

[Slingdog]

unicorn terds are made of rainbows

[Grogggy]

But don't play leapfrog with one.

[Big Brother]

Id like to point out that Im not dead, nor am I permanently damaged. Ive had contigency plans in place for months and months. I have backups for my backups. You dont wanna mess with the King. Im prepared to wait for HELM and such to relax themselves, Im prepared to sit here and suffer miniscule losses until the day when you all are thinking I am dead. Beware, you have fought me, I have won some, you have won some. You may just end up suffering more than I have. Beware, a "Day of Doom" is coming. You will learn not to mess with me. Anything you take, can be replaced. Beware of the hangman, hes coming for you.

[Grogggy]

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...and the one you did manage to poke was THE BEAR ZOMBIE--we keep him in a cage usually and feed him live merchants--and you know that can't end well for anyone one of you. You can't touch a huge voodoo stack and a lot of cash, he's been "humbled" countless times and always comes back with a dramatic smack down. Beware THE BEAR ZOMBIE, beware...

[Mohammed]

i love this topic

[Grogggy]

War Crimes: Joe Boot is hereby accused of War Crimes.

Count #1: Did willingly attack junior, "noob" members with excessive voodoo.
Count #2: Did purposely reduce Spastic's danger durring attack in direct violation of danger manipulation rules.

Honestly, we don't mind war. But PK has clearly hijacked this war for there own ends. If HELM doesn't mind their good name being used to perpetuate war crimes by the opportunistic PK, then they too will have to bear the righteous retribution of 62 howling mad ZomB's....

And really, all those MOW's and you still have to cheat? How embarassing for the lot of you.

[Ticktock]

62? Howling mad zomb's, considering 3/4ths of the zomb "membership" is all one time log ons id say it is more like 7-8 frightened little bed wetters...