BREAKING NEWS - Fox Makes a Joke

[Roileon]

[Fox] surrenders to [RUM]. We hope a Nap agreement can follow.

The might fighting from EdwardCoiller has done us out
*Applause*
While we have brought many damages upon then Edward kept fighting, he is RUM's hero, and a mighty warrior.
*Applause*
We give you our finest pastry,
*Applause*
For giving us your finest fight.
*Applause*
Thank you.
*Applause* *Cheers* *Applause* *Cheers* *Applause* *Cheers*
*RUM celebrates in triumph*

[Rolando]

You have to wait for him to accept Roi, perhaps like us he will laugh at your terms. When you threaten the existence of a man's guild he takes it personally.

[Roileon]

Sure lil Ro. I don't really care much for what you say here. I'm just glad that surrendering is so much easier than declaring victory. I do mean, the only people not injured are EC, Greythorn, Rackham, and vinny. The other people on the list were greatly wounded. So, we could have declared victory, but think of all the arguing and fighting that would happen. But if we surrender, no one argues, but here you are, arguing?

[Rolando]

Call me what you like, a war of words is the only possible victory left to you.

[Roileon]

Seriously, why are you even commenting here. Nothing you say here really matters. Go do something elsewhere. Can't people surrender now adays without you getting involved?

[Rolando]

Were at war whether you want to admit it or not, I'd say PK, and thus myself are part of the issue considering our men took over 20 ships from your guild last night, and about a 80 since this began. So ignore me and insult me if you like, but until you accept the reality of the situation, you will continue to be decimated.

[Roileon]

Can you please make a forum somewhere else about this? I'm trying to surrender to RUM here. Also, I haven't insulted you in this forum once. Why is everything a conflict or insult? So, please, stop trolling, my surrender forum.

[Rolando]

Very Well. I shall not comment further but my previous comments being factual also belong in the historical record. History is all sides, not the parts you wish to remember.

[Roileon]

Can you do me a favor and delete your post then so that the forum stays clean for the actual topic? I don't care if you move it elsewhere, just trying to keep this on topic as it is very historical. People will be reading this forum to see the first time Fox surrendered and learn the history of the game.

[Jim Hawkins]

I cannot accept your terms of surrender until you put it in writing on this forum. It must include.
I ( Fox ) will not send bullying letters to other guild members thus trying to break up their guilds
I ( Fox ) will expel any member who casts malicious voodoo on RUM
I ( Fox ) will not use a third party player to cast voodoo on RUM
Greythorn is the leader of RUM, I am just his humble servant. He can finalise what other terms he may want but it must include the above.

Collier