Declaration.
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 12:11 am
This be a formal statement to the nation of the United States and its new leader Slammer G.
We, the people of Channel Islands seek to right an old wrong. One that Mel is still secretly butthurt about, but she would deny.
Years ago, you stole ports from St. Kitts, and from its people-one among them being the old sea hag. Now she and the people of Channel Island seek to reclaim the port of Pania.
We have taken Prote as well, and should the US cede Pania to us, we will peacefully Cede Prote back to them, and peace can return.
We are aware this is a risky move, and some of us fear we may be awakening a sleeping giant. But it's fun and things have been boring lately.
Signed- The old sea Hag Mel. (Who is still a little butthurt about losing the ports years ago ) And Pirate King Nelson
Edit- Forgot to mention, message either me, or Nelson if you have any questions or wish to negotiate things. Woops
Edit 2-also to quickly clarify- we boosted Soh up to deny the US a third port, but neither him nor TK as a nation was in on our plans. They had nothing to do with it. Just to clarify that right quick.
We, the people of Channel Islands seek to right an old wrong. One that Mel is still secretly butthurt about, but she would deny.
Years ago, you stole ports from St. Kitts, and from its people-one among them being the old sea hag. Now she and the people of Channel Island seek to reclaim the port of Pania.
We have taken Prote as well, and should the US cede Pania to us, we will peacefully Cede Prote back to them, and peace can return.
We are aware this is a risky move, and some of us fear we may be awakening a sleeping giant. But it's fun and things have been boring lately.
Signed- The old sea Hag Mel. (Who is still a little butthurt about losing the ports years ago ) And Pirate King Nelson
Edit- Forgot to mention, message either me, or Nelson if you have any questions or wish to negotiate things. Woops
Edit 2-also to quickly clarify- we boosted Soh up to deny the US a third port, but neither him nor TK as a nation was in on our plans. They had nothing to do with it. Just to clarify that right quick.