In the spirit of recent thread conversation, I announce the Second Biennial Sledge Contest.

It seems only fitting that the contest this time around should include Forum Mods Newspaper Staff, as well as the Player Development Team.

So once again, here is your chance!! Calling all Keyboard Warriors. Time to get out of your mama’s basement. Get your creative juices flowing. We want your best insults!!! We want your best MEME’s. We want your best gif's and videos. We want those rum and popcorn moments!!!

The rules are simple.

The rules are simple. Profanity and discriminatory remarks will be immediately removed. All insults, sledges, and general catcalling is to be directed at the Forum Mods, Player Development Team, and MIAB staff. Hell, there should be enough subject material for you to choose from. You can come at us as a group or as individuals. The only requirement is it needs to be game-related. Personal sledges not related to game-play will be removed and immediately disqualify you from the contest.

Now this contest is in UoH so rules governing UoH threads apply, so if you are easily offended or are looking for a "safe space" this isn't it.
Keep the posts fun and in the spirit of the contest. I reserve the right to remove posts not in the spirit of the contest. My contest, my rules

So once again I say.... Bring it on!!!! Call your neighbors!!! Call your Friends…. Wait..to have friends you would need to leave mama’s basement…. Nevermind…. Tell a story!! Make a video!! Be Creative!! What else do you have to do? Mama said she is out of hot pockets, and the dog needs to be walked..... oh and since you didn't walk the dog last time, there is a pile of dog crap in the hall way. Clean that s**t up.