Post some dark jokes.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly ****** mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.

- A Christmas stalking.

how dark? mexican dark or nigerian dark?

As dark as dark can be

At the local comedy club, a new stand-up comedian was trying his best to impress the packed crowd.

"When you go to the airport don't you just hate it that TSA can just grope you without repercussions."

"Well today, I'm going to give you a treat, you get to be a TSA Agent for 2 minutes."

Comedian runs over and turns off all the lights.