A SLACK Tale: The Big Mouthed Toxic Meanie
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:25 amAhoy Mateys and welcome back to yet another tale from the land of SLACK.
Befor' we begin I must make this disclaimer that the names have been changed for humor and to protect the perpetually offended. Additionally, a small poll has been included to survey the community at the bequest of one of the offend...characters in the story.
Without further ado..
We begin our tale like we begin most tales in Pirates Glory, griefing noobs.
It was early morning Avonmora Time, and the infamously toxic Dr. Testy strolled into the Tavern. Feeling chatty, he sat down for a glass of rum and began talking with the Aquanut and Siberian Huskey. It was not long before Rageshan stumbled into the tavern and blabbered utter nonsense.
"I lit Rhyno" she bragged, "Dumb trader doesn't know how to use voodoo."
Dr. Testy and Siberian Huskey quickly engaged in private conversation and began removing the curses cast on Rhyno. After some quick checks that no further curses were being cast and a successful Mindbar placed in defense, Dr. Testy and Siberian Huskey went on their separate ways.
Later in the day, Dr. Testy returned to the tavern full of vigor and found NotAnAmateur, TaggedEveryWhere, Flaming Turtle, and a few others sitting around a table drinking back rum and discussing the days adventures. Who was in need of plundering, circumstances that occurred, etc. Shortly afterward, Rageshan came strolling into the Tavern, a little apologetic about earlier events. Dr. Testy mentions the commentary from early including the clearing of the curses. Siberian Huskey popped on over and the jokes and witty banter began pouring out amongst the group.
"1000 Credits should cover the cost of having to clear off your actions"
"First time offenders get a discount so we can cut her a break on the repayment."
"Time for a good raiding, then."
Heavy laughter ensued while Rageshan snuck out of the tavern. A couple of Spy Networks, Insights, and some Time Spirals were cast.
The discussion changed to other important things shortly afterward. Out of the blue, LostInTime blazes through the tavern doors screaming at Dr. Testy, NotAnAmateur, and TaggedEveryWhere about Rageshan quiting, pages of events, and noob griefing.
Dr. Testy responds, "I didn't know casting a SN and a couple of Insight was griefing," and "Who made you the arbitrator of what is acceptable game play?"
The chatter was a constant back and forth to include input from Elvira who did not agree with LostInTime's approach to the concern. Dr. Testy chose to ignore the unfounded complaint and saw it solely as attention getting behavior.
As the days passed on, the Dr. Testy and TaggedEveryWhere hate club of LostInTime, Spam Dodgers, and **** Del Rio began sending threats such as griefing until you quit and eventually formed the self-proclaimed arbitrators of acceptable behavior in Avonmora called the BBC. For those that live in SLACK this was a hilarious and dirty acronym. Memes ensued and side splitting laughter could be heard through the halls of SLACK.
Righty McRight joined the boys club shortly after.
Time, Spam, and **** rolled into the Tavern one afternoon. Smack talking, discussions on toxic behavior, voodoo casting of Disfavor, Control the Skies, Call Leviathan, and Time Spirals, as well as Diaper stories by LostInTime ensued. There is definitely something wrong with that guy.
**** seemed to just be along for the ride, trying to catch cool points with the others.
Spam talked some light smack calling Dr. Testy a fat mouthed troll and stated how everyone in the community hated Dr. Testy and his toxic attitude, yet too timid to prove his statements by posting the question for the community to respond for themselves. A rare appearance by Humper added some great commentary to Spam's discussion. Humper was curious about what happened to Spam since his days in Helm. Spam never actually answered.
Righty McRight did not participate in the banter, but did involve himself with some battle activities. Seemingly the only respectable member as he didn't talk smack and just engaged in battle.
LostInTime seemed to be the lead crack pot in the guild of boys. What made this group rally around him is a question for the ages.
The tavern was alive and well and the day to day banter continued with little care to the actions of BBC.
Time will tell how things will end, but it seems that Dr. Testy didn't care what BBC said or did. It's a game after all, and we are all here to play it as we choose within the defined rules provided.
Anyways, this concludes this tale for now. Come by next time, or just come by SLACK and you can see it occur in full detail.
P.S. The poll is for Spam so please be honest.
Befor' we begin I must make this disclaimer that the names have been changed for humor and to protect the perpetually offended. Additionally, a small poll has been included to survey the community at the bequest of one of the offend...characters in the story.
Without further ado..
We begin our tale like we begin most tales in Pirates Glory, griefing noobs.
It was early morning Avonmora Time, and the infamously toxic Dr. Testy strolled into the Tavern. Feeling chatty, he sat down for a glass of rum and began talking with the Aquanut and Siberian Huskey. It was not long before Rageshan stumbled into the tavern and blabbered utter nonsense.
"I lit Rhyno" she bragged, "Dumb trader doesn't know how to use voodoo."
Dr. Testy and Siberian Huskey quickly engaged in private conversation and began removing the curses cast on Rhyno. After some quick checks that no further curses were being cast and a successful Mindbar placed in defense, Dr. Testy and Siberian Huskey went on their separate ways.
Later in the day, Dr. Testy returned to the tavern full of vigor and found NotAnAmateur, TaggedEveryWhere, Flaming Turtle, and a few others sitting around a table drinking back rum and discussing the days adventures. Who was in need of plundering, circumstances that occurred, etc. Shortly afterward, Rageshan came strolling into the Tavern, a little apologetic about earlier events. Dr. Testy mentions the commentary from early including the clearing of the curses. Siberian Huskey popped on over and the jokes and witty banter began pouring out amongst the group.
"1000 Credits should cover the cost of having to clear off your actions"
"First time offenders get a discount so we can cut her a break on the repayment."
"Time for a good raiding, then."
Heavy laughter ensued while Rageshan snuck out of the tavern. A couple of Spy Networks, Insights, and some Time Spirals were cast.
The discussion changed to other important things shortly afterward. Out of the blue, LostInTime blazes through the tavern doors screaming at Dr. Testy, NotAnAmateur, and TaggedEveryWhere about Rageshan quiting, pages of events, and noob griefing.
Dr. Testy responds, "I didn't know casting a SN and a couple of Insight was griefing," and "Who made you the arbitrator of what is acceptable game play?"
The chatter was a constant back and forth to include input from Elvira who did not agree with LostInTime's approach to the concern. Dr. Testy chose to ignore the unfounded complaint and saw it solely as attention getting behavior.
As the days passed on, the Dr. Testy and TaggedEveryWhere hate club of LostInTime, Spam Dodgers, and **** Del Rio began sending threats such as griefing until you quit and eventually formed the self-proclaimed arbitrators of acceptable behavior in Avonmora called the BBC. For those that live in SLACK this was a hilarious and dirty acronym. Memes ensued and side splitting laughter could be heard through the halls of SLACK.
Righty McRight joined the boys club shortly after.
Time, Spam, and **** rolled into the Tavern one afternoon. Smack talking, discussions on toxic behavior, voodoo casting of Disfavor, Control the Skies, Call Leviathan, and Time Spirals, as well as Diaper stories by LostInTime ensued. There is definitely something wrong with that guy.
**** seemed to just be along for the ride, trying to catch cool points with the others.
Spam talked some light smack calling Dr. Testy a fat mouthed troll and stated how everyone in the community hated Dr. Testy and his toxic attitude, yet too timid to prove his statements by posting the question for the community to respond for themselves. A rare appearance by Humper added some great commentary to Spam's discussion. Humper was curious about what happened to Spam since his days in Helm. Spam never actually answered.
Righty McRight did not participate in the banter, but did involve himself with some battle activities. Seemingly the only respectable member as he didn't talk smack and just engaged in battle.
LostInTime seemed to be the lead crack pot in the guild of boys. What made this group rally around him is a question for the ages.
The tavern was alive and well and the day to day banter continued with little care to the actions of BBC.
Time will tell how things will end, but it seems that Dr. Testy didn't care what BBC said or did. It's a game after all, and we are all here to play it as we choose within the defined rules provided.
Anyways, this concludes this tale for now. Come by next time, or just come by SLACK and you can see it occur in full detail.
P.S. The poll is for Spam so please be honest.