while im sure you like your searches the way you like your teeth i am afraid we dont do cavity searches
but perhaps when el dufus and you next meet for your sword fighting session he can confirm or deny the presence of the missing eye, otherwise we are ok with the loss
if indeed the eye was acquired by you and then hidden away in such a foul place.
while it would explain why you are a weyes ass it would also explain why we would chip in and just buy him a new one
damages or butthurt received in the posting of these words is solely yours and yours alone
if counseling is needed therapist ahben buthert or cryin ferdays is available at the tp kleenex & creme clinic
I am a silly head and a meanie.